Tortoise Licked

[Bully]

This can't happen The event is FULL - even my contigency plans are full (I had an extra 10 shirts done in case we went over the 300)

BUT

I hear the Tortoise Licker has been licked and will not be there This can't happen - his excuse is feable as 300 other players will be in work or uni the day after.

So lets start the Tortoise Licker must attend thread, add you comments here as to why he should be there


Steve

I will find another place for you!!!!!!

 

[Gups]

I'd like to start the ball rolling here... but it's a no-hoper Bully! I think there's more than work involved... (.)(.) !!!

 

[T.B.F.K.A.T.L.]

No never going to happen. I'm busy that weekend and the other ballers don't have to travel 400 miles to get there.

 

[Gazz_KW]

E-Jocks!

The E-Jocks are on there way (and it cant be too far off the usual 300 - 350 miles.........

 

[T.B.F.K.A.T.L.]

E-Jocks!

Originally posted by Gazz_KW
The E-Jocks are on there way (and it cant be too far off the usual 300 - 350 miles.........

Don't even try to start this one again you win as I'm only travelly 28 miles this time okay.

 

[L J]

dammit call it off, surely she can postpone for 1 day or so???? u gotta be there....i wanna have a laugh at you tripping over your wookie suit im coming from essex.....so thats a pretty long way....

 

[Bully]

Maybe

Maybe its a bluff and he is going to fly the Millenium Falcon in part way through the day and join in

Anyone know anything about Peeball games it is about to be launched at the "Attack of the Paintballers" ?????????????? Mystery e mail tipped me off about the launch.

Steve

 

[T.B.F.K.A.T.L.]

okay all after me

[obiwanmode] This is not the tortoise you want.[/obiwanmode]

 

[Maddie]

Originally posted by T.B.F.K.A.T.L.
No never going to happen. I'm busy that weekend and the other ballers don't have to travel 400 miles to get there.

Now Now TL .... dont lie to get out of it ..... it's 250 miles there and you will be chauffeur driven there and back by yours truely, so you can sleep both there and back ( Like Normal )

As for other ballers not having to do the same distance...... as I said in my other post, there is still 5 of us making the trip and going into work on Monday !!!

Come on ....... you know you want to ........ postpone the date and come balling !!!

Wayne

 

[Gups]

Maybe

Originally posted by Bully
Anyone know anything about Peeball games it is about to be launched at the "Attack of the Paintballers" ?????????????? Mystery e mail tipped me off about the launch. Steve

Yup, indeed i do! P-Ball is a new format played by men only. It only costs £1 to enter a tourney and all proceeds go to charity. It can be played in teams or as a 1 on 1 event. There is no velocity limit and full auto or burst modes are permitted. Because of the nature of the ball used it is not necessary to wear goggles as injury in a game of P-Ball is extremely rare. It is played in a small arena and games are usually fast and furious. When Game-Over is called, the time taken to complete the objective is recorded by the Ultimate. The shortest time wins the event. Other than that, usual rules apply. ie players cannot move more than 6 feet away from their equipment apart from squeegies and rags used to clean their equipment... blah blah u know the rest....
Like the X-Ball format, P-Ball is very much a spectator sport. encouragement or heckling may be shouted from the sidelines, although it is recommended that spectators stand well back from the arena due to the staining effect of the players 'ammo' (god, i sound like a rec-baller).