Rumour has it that Nick Truter's hair is a top secret Smart Parts project to develop the ultimate headwear for playing paintball.
Nick confirmed to me that the decelleration properties of the hair had actually been able to slow down and capture paintballs without them breaking!
A top secret reporter (me) sneaked a quick poke of his head at STR and found that with a woolly hat over the afore mentioned secret project it did indeed add up to well over an inch of soft padding...
Will this new secret development be outlawed? Will hair cuts become controlled under the rules?
In a major official slip up another Rushers player (Mark Toye) let slip the project name... as compared to the previous work on 'goggleflage' this new development is being heralded as 'girlyflage'...
This explains why Nick is being dragged across the pond to Smart Parts USA, so that further analysis can be performed on the bonce.
More news as it comes...
manike
Nick confirmed to me that the decelleration properties of the hair had actually been able to slow down and capture paintballs without them breaking!
A top secret reporter (me) sneaked a quick poke of his head at STR and found that with a woolly hat over the afore mentioned secret project it did indeed add up to well over an inch of soft padding...
Will this new secret development be outlawed? Will hair cuts become controlled under the rules?
In a major official slip up another Rushers player (Mark Toye) let slip the project name... as compared to the previous work on 'goggleflage' this new development is being heralded as 'girlyflage'...
This explains why Nick is being dragged across the pond to Smart Parts USA, so that further analysis can be performed on the bonce.
More news as it comes...
manike
