Got this off another site, thought it was quite funny. Feel free to add to it. 
TOP 18 REASONS TO DATE A PAINTBALL PLAYER
1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty.
2. We know how to listen to directions.
3. We have at least a 10 inch barrel.
4. We can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired.
5. We always wear protection.
6. We LOVE to be agressive.
7. We never forget to lube.
8. Money is no limit.
9. We can squeeze into tight spots.
10. We play in different positions.
11. We're quick to reload.
12. We make sure our balls are in perfect condition.
13. We can use any holes.
14. Spraying is no problem.
15. We have quick finger action.
16. We always have to have the best cocker on the field.
17. If we run out of gas, it takes us less then 5 seconds to get us going again.
18. We know how to work position front, back, and all in between.
TOP 18 REASONS TO DATE A PAINTBALL PLAYER
1. We aren't afraid to get down and dirty.
2. We know how to listen to directions.
3. We have at least a 10 inch barrel.
4. We can fire off 100's of rounds without getting tired.
5. We always wear protection.
6. We LOVE to be agressive.
7. We never forget to lube.
8. Money is no limit.
9. We can squeeze into tight spots.
10. We play in different positions.
11. We're quick to reload.
12. We make sure our balls are in perfect condition.
13. We can use any holes.
14. Spraying is no problem.
15. We have quick finger action.
16. We always have to have the best cocker on the field.
17. If we run out of gas, it takes us less then 5 seconds to get us going again.
18. We know how to work position front, back, and all in between.
