Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you
need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your
dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The
following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the
Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor
forces everyone to assume Full new names... (when you forward this put your new name in the subject box)
1) Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a= poopsie b= lumpy c= buttercup d= gidget e= crusty f= greasy
g= fluffy h= cheeseball i= chim-chim j= stinky k= flunky l= booger m= pinky n= zippy o= goober p= doofus q= slimy r= loopy s= snotty t= tulefel u= dorkey v= squeezit w= porky x= skipper y= dinky z= zsa-zsa
2) Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name:
a= diaper b= toilet c= giggle d= burger e= girdle f= barf g= lizard h= waffle i= cootie j= monkey k= potty l= liver m= banana n= rhino o= bubble p= hamster q= toad r= gizzard s= pizza t= gerbil u= chicken v= pickle w= chuckle x= tofu y= gorilla z= stinker
3) Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name: a= head b= mouth c= face d= nose e= tush f= breath g= pants h= shorts i= lips j= honker k= butt l= brain m= tushie n= chunks o= hiney p= biscuits q= toes r= buns s= fanny t= sniffer u= sprinkles v= kisser w= squirt x= humperdinck y= brains z= juice
Thus, for example, My name is........
Loopy Chickentushie
need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your
dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The
following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the
Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor
forces everyone to assume Full new names... (when you forward this put your new name in the subject box)
1) Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
a= poopsie b= lumpy c= buttercup d= gidget e= crusty f= greasy
g= fluffy h= cheeseball i= chim-chim j= stinky k= flunky l= booger m= pinky n= zippy o= goober p= doofus q= slimy r= loopy s= snotty t= tulefel u= dorkey v= squeezit w= porky x= skipper y= dinky z= zsa-zsa
2) Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your New last name:
a= diaper b= toilet c= giggle d= burger e= girdle f= barf g= lizard h= waffle i= cootie j= monkey k= potty l= liver m= banana n= rhino o= bubble p= hamster q= toad r= gizzard s= pizza t= gerbil u= chicken v= pickle w= chuckle x= tofu y= gorilla z= stinker
3) Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your New last name: a= head b= mouth c= face d= nose e= tush f= breath g= pants h= shorts i= lips j= honker k= butt l= brain m= tushie n= chunks o= hiney p= biscuits q= toes r= buns s= fanny t= sniffer u= sprinkles v= kisser w= squirt x= humperdinck y= brains z= juice
Thus, for example, My name is........
Loopy Chickentushie
