Things that make you laugh, on field.

[Tiny(D.R)]

Hiya

O.K i'll start this off.

P.G.I blokey, think his name was Dan???

Playing walk/on @ greenham, managed to shot someone from his own team i think every game.

Best one was his was walking down a side of a building, with a team mate. A member of the other team pops out & bang he shot's his Buddy in the hopper from a range of 2 feet.LMFAO

 

[Buddha 3]

Everytime I hit something, be it an opponent, a bunker, a marshall, a spectator, the netting, whatever, I laugh.
Basically I just start laughing at the moment I pick up one of my markers, and I start crying when I put it down again...

 

[skullicious]

I laughed my ass at the last academy.

1.Im on one tape and the other teams tape player makes a run on the other side.He shoots me from across the field but it bounces off my armpad so I decide to run down the tape.I see this blue jersey as I run past this bunker and I swear I trod on him and we started shooting each other point blank and both walk off the field laughing our asses off.I never got the guys name though.

2.After a whole day of play and shorty after being shot in my right nad someone thinks it's a good idea to play village.So we play village and for some reason I see a guy facing me, just standing there with marker by his side and I shoot him about three times and cant figure out why hes not shooting back and it twigs hes on my team.Guy was looking at me like I had shellshock or something.Like a vietnam flashback or something.

 

[ices]

snap shootin a guy right on his visor, who was about to make a bunkered gimp outta you and then hearin him scream his head off in frustration.

 

[Alien]

A couple of months ago we were playing a game against a team that we always seem to come up against. This time we were playing on a speedball field with netting barracades (Which are great to see the opposition thru) when one of our players starts dancing behind his netting (trying to be funny, me thinks) when the ball from hell gets shot by the opposing player and comes trough the little gap in the net. SSSSSSssssssssssppppppppplllllllllaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt, and off he walks and i laugh my a@@ off. Should stop him being cocky on the field (but i doubt it)

Alien

 

[How]

while I was playin a crap team called "Dark Ritual" I made a run of the break. I made it to the 50' bunker and tripped over somethin. I hit the bunker and my hopper flew 15' infront of me and there team lit me up. I didn't find it funny, buta few wachers did

 

[mynamesdave]

had 4 guys against me playing woodland down one side, and i was gonna be screwed. so what did i do? ran 20 feet (extremely funny if you have seen my pace!) and bunkered.....yes thats right....it was you how. haha. that made me laugh, then i got lit up by his 3 team mates, but it was so funny.....


daz

 

[How]

yeh but I had already taken out 3 of yur team mates

 

[atomic fish]

rite..

we were at training and we did a 4 on 4. we had limited paint so we decided 2 push the game all the way. 3 of us broke 2 the 50 and 1 just behind. i get 2 my barricade and i stop and start dancing and singing 'this is 4 my people by missy elliot' 4 no apparent reason. ne way we won the game in less than a minute.
i laughed so hard.

 

[Manning26]

Story #1
A couple weeks ago in Chicago there was a guy getting pinched behind a stand-up beer can, so obviously he was trying to stay as skinny as possible. Well, when he went to switch to his left-hand he had his gun pointing straight down when, 'cha-chunk', his 'Cocker painted his toes for him.
Story#2
The next day, Team Cypress was getting ready to finish a major see-saw game with a three on two advantage when their right-tape player runs out of bounds to get a better angle on the remaining opposition. The thing is, he had to make a small hop to clear the tapeline to make the large tree he was headed for. Danny Love was reffing right where the guy hopped over, and just looked stunned for a second, as we all were. When he finally informed the guy that he was off the field the crowd just busted up.