The UK Refs

[Tony Harrison]

Who are they?

Does anyone care?

As the UK Refs will be appearing at various events around the globe this year, here are three questions for each of them to help you get to know them better, in the following order:-

1. Name
2. Looks like
3. Can usually be heard saying

1. Russ
2. George Clooney. Without the hair and teeth.
3. "Just rub this baby oil all over yourself and lean against that window"

1. Gilly
2. Mr Tumble
3. "It's just another paintball story"

1. Ant
2. The Stack
3. "Ooh, my aching shins/back/ass"

1. Paul
2. A mercenary
3. Anything he likes. He's badass.

1. Kel
2. Bubba Sparxx
3. "Go on, do your Harry Hill impersonation"

1. Jabba
2. A big guy
3. Again, anything he likes. He's big.

1. Nick
2. He has too many secrets
3. "What is your cheapest, foulest beer?"

1. Rob
2. He's crazy
3. "The flag station is the other way? Really?"

1. Tommy
2. A Manchester Gangsta
3. "Want to buy my Shocker?"

1. Ed
2. Gothic
3. "Yes, I like wearing black. Why do you ask?"

1. Jonathan
2. He's old enough to know better
3. "Am I here to ref? Dude, I'm here to shop"

 

[Tony Harrison]

Sorry, I forgot some guys. My bad.

1. Dave
2. What Brad Pitt would look like if he ate all the wrong things
3. It's difficult to decipher anything he says - he's Scottish

1. Marsbar
2. Bewildered
3. "I need to wee-wee"

1. Stuart
2. Hell
3. "Why yes, I will have another drink"

 

[cookie_834]

nice uk refs ftw!

 

[tommy"the gun"webb]

edit please.. Manchester student throwing Frisbees at peoples head, crying on the way home,getting winks from chicks, gangsta !


commonly saying...."thats a nice jersey...can i have it...?.!"