Myself and some of the finest minds of British paintball have come together and created a fantastic new version of our beloved game. I really never thought I'd play again, but this new format has renewed my vigour for the sport, and I think most of you will agree that this format is cheaper, easier, far less stressful, and even the crappest paintballer can still be a superstar (Hooray!!).
We thought it all through, and and asked ourselves "What is the worst thing about paintball?" and came up with the answer "All of it. It sucks." So our new format will consist of no paintball whatsoever. It's all Xbox live.
So, from 7 o'clock onwards tonight, the REAL FORUM BATTLE will take place...
The place, Xbox Live.
The game, COD3.
The host, Gamertag: JoseDominguez
Obviously the places will be limited, as this is an invite only game (we don't want any non-paintballers onboard. Ahem...) so send a message asking to be invited to JoseDominguez.
We already have a few contenders lined up for this evenings showdown, so if you want some of the action, send Jose a message an he will invite you, if he deems fit.
Disclaimer: Do not enter if you are offended by swearing, racism, paedophile jokes, germans, geordies, being told you have AIDS, or pretty much anything.
Please feel free to post with any ideas regarding our new paintball-less paintball format. However they may well be summarily ignored.
Peace
Gamertag: COOKS001
We thought it all through, and and asked ourselves "What is the worst thing about paintball?" and came up with the answer "All of it. It sucks." So our new format will consist of no paintball whatsoever. It's all Xbox live.
So, from 7 o'clock onwards tonight, the REAL FORUM BATTLE will take place...
The place, Xbox Live.
The game, COD3.
The host, Gamertag: JoseDominguez
Obviously the places will be limited, as this is an invite only game (we don't want any non-paintballers onboard. Ahem...) so send a message asking to be invited to JoseDominguez.
We already have a few contenders lined up for this evenings showdown, so if you want some of the action, send Jose a message an he will invite you, if he deems fit.
Disclaimer: Do not enter if you are offended by swearing, racism, paedophile jokes, germans, geordies, being told you have AIDS, or pretty much anything.
Please feel free to post with any ideas regarding our new paintball-less paintball format. However they may well be summarily ignored.
Peace
Gamertag: COOKS001