The New Planet Catalogue

[Tony Harrison]

I've just finished looking through it, and two words sum it up - "Derek Zoolander".

Seriously, think about it -

Pebble, page 10 - "Blue Steel"

Jack, page 16 - "Tigra"

Tommo, page 28 - "Magnum"

And shame on you for putting Stoney on page 4 when we all know he should be topless on page 3.

The only people who should be in that catalogue pouting are Michelle, Eliidh and Amanda.

Come on guys, keep it real for the '09 catalogue.

 

[Echowitch]

lol so Im not the only one that thought that.

To add more mirth, check out the European version of the Dye website.......Tommy needs a sword in his hand

http://www.poster.net/pirates-of-the-caribbean/pirates-of-the-caribbean-orlando-bloom-4900830.jpg - Tommy Pemberton

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9445/tommygd9.jpg - Orlando Bloom in Pirates of the Carribbean

 

[Tony Harrison]

Possible captions for the new Planet catalogue

Pebble, page 10 - "I've been constipated for several days now and i'm really unhappy."

Jack, page 16 - "Is that some porn over there?"

Stoney, page 28 - "Is that a gun in my pocket?"

Tommo, page 28 - "This thong is far too tight."

And don't even get me started on the DYE catalogue.

 

[Beaker]

http://www.planeteclipse.com/Folders/Downloads/Brochures/ECLB08V2.pdf

There's the link for those that don't have it

 

[Tony Harrison]

Of course, I'm only jealous because............

....me and Russ weren't asked to model for any of this year's catalogues, not even Littlewoods.

I can't understand it - maybe our rigorous training schedule of eating pies had something to do with it, because even the XL "Overload" jersey looks "Overloaded" on me, if you know what I mean.

Also, not wearing a faceplate throughout the 90's didn't help me in the looks department either. And yes, Ledz did warn me about that.

But then, Russ is hardly a "stunna", and is always broke, but still gets the ladies.

There can only be one thing that attracts them, then.