The Miami Experience

[McD]

Arrived in Miami after only just getting on over booked flight couldnt find ronny (who was pimping it up in 5 star luxurie) and decided to ask hiatian taxi driver to find closest motel (bad idea) taxi driver took me to closest crack whore toting cock roach filled motel (nice) where i thought i would get a good nights sleep (or atleast some nice crack) unfortunatley the taxi driver phoned his most gangsterish mate in another language and told him to ambush my sorry ass two feet away from the taxi a pt cruiser pulls up and the driver says "time to die white boiy" jumped out of said cruiser and proceeded to take all my cash passport and dignity (pants now brown) cuban bob locks his motel door and says "time to die white boy essay" money out will finish

 

[McD]

meanwhile.... After waitin for five hours at the site in the rain Ron decides to book into the nearest luxurie hotel and wait for his dumb buddy McD! on way to luxurie plaza pimp palace a black mercedes with tinted windows and gangsta rap blarin comes to a screechin halt next to poor Ronnie, who is carryin his planet bag on back, and dude drivin screams "Brace yourself" Ron dives over garden wall and starts to cry like a little girl, then hears "I was just fookin wi ya kid" "welcome to miami" .... Back to McD.....

 

[McD]

Ok Back to the theiving tw*t

So theiving geezer cocks gun and puts it to the back of my head im on my knees thinking i'm about to get shot (oh and your life doesnt flash before you, you just pull a silly face) then pt cruiser drives off with happy essay driver who's made $300 in thirty seconds work (good work if you can get it) then cuban bob unlocks his door and says "eh man i thought you was gonna get shot essay no sense in us both gettin shot essssaaaayyyy" he then says "eh man he took your money essay but i'm gonna give you a free room" (and $5 for breakfast nice guy appart from locking the door) cuban bob then gives me the closest room possible to where i get robbed so i can get a real good night sleep (not thinking about the guy busting down the door all night) atleast they had a 24 hr jerry springer chanel oh yes americans are all as messed up as they look on springer. Besides being robbed tourney was cool 9 hr flight coming up see you all soon dont go to miami

 

[evil sharks matt]

jesus man, thats harsh as fook

 

[McD]

just a quick one. Massive thanks to Ledz, Robbo and the nexus lads for offerin to help when it looked like i had no coin and no hope!

 

[evil sharks matt]

good luck gettin home D

 

[Buddha 3]

Next time, try to blend in more....it's not essay, it's ese. And they don't say brace yourself, it's break yo-self....

Seriously though, sorry to hear about that stuff happening to you. Unfortunately you don't even have to leave Europe for scenes like that anymore....
I hope you got good travel insurance, hope you can get back what you lost (apart from your dignity, that's not for sale.).

You probably already know or have done this, but get in touch with the British embassy or consulate. They should sort you out with a return flight if you get any passport troubles.

Good luck.

 

[Mak D - Nexus Eclipse]

Holy fcuk man, thats sum bad sh*t!!!

Dude hope ur all good can t really think of anythin to say i would have been sh*ttin maself also!

Am really really shocked at this

Again mate hope ur alright

Peace

mak D

 

[dam-dangerous]

doooooode

i know where you get the team name from know.

remind me never ever to guest for you lot.

campaign - ronnie gets sparked out by gypo's
miami - mcd gets turned over by crack smoking gangstas.

panic attack - sure fooooookin' would.

ian - uk chameleons.

 

[Al Woods]

Dude that makes our 'Dam experience, sleeping in an old folks home in the middle of nowheresville a bit of a luxury holiday bro.

Hey, maybe we'll see you on CSI Miami?

I'll get you a booze in at the Series do.


Pinche wey.