Got yourself a shiny new expensive gun, what you going do with it when it comes to tournament time...thats right your going to stick it on the floor to get scratched or sit it safely in the 'Hayden fraizer light breeze collapsing gun stand'. No my friends think again, treat your whip to a new home, in fact treat it to a Crib.
Here we have the one and only Stankey Crib, its like a god damn hammock for a baby its so good, in fact if my kids were smaller they would have stayed in this bad boy.
So onto the specifications:
Pink
Comfy
Wont fall over, not even if your drunk and trying to stick a gun in it
Folds up like a Turkish prostitute into its own little carry bag
And now without further rambling....I bring you.....The one, the only....simply fantastic....
You now you want that in your guns life....Oh imported this bad boy from the states so not only will you look cool rocking a mother loving pink gunstand that your peers don't have, you'll look doubly cool for yours not falling over every 12 seconds or because a moth 3 miles away farted.
Now open your purses and give me £25 to your door baby. Paypal pleasums.
Sid (Yes I now written on a magnetic board, I was feeling rather nostalgic and couldnt find my Etch a Sketch.)
Here we have the one and only Stankey Crib, its like a god damn hammock for a baby its so good, in fact if my kids were smaller they would have stayed in this bad boy.
So onto the specifications:
Pink
Comfy
Wont fall over, not even if your drunk and trying to stick a gun in it
Folds up like a Turkish prostitute into its own little carry bag
And now without further rambling....I bring you.....The one, the only....simply fantastic....
You now you want that in your guns life....Oh imported this bad boy from the states so not only will you look cool rocking a mother loving pink gunstand that your peers don't have, you'll look doubly cool for yours not falling over every 12 seconds or because a moth 3 miles away farted.
Now open your purses and give me £25 to your door baby. Paypal pleasums.
Sid (Yes I now written on a magnetic board, I was feeling rather nostalgic and couldnt find my Etch a Sketch.)
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