Well, for one I think both of them are a little afraid of being hit (though they have a lot of blubber so it shouldn't hurt them as much as me) and both of them would be too lazy to read. I mean, I can agree with them there; reading is for nerds! *cough*
They just do not strive to learn. They just want to play. That's why they still suck so bad.
I'm just trying to get something to pound in to their pea-sized brains. Maybe, just maybe, they'll remember it on the field when they have to.