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bruce

What do u mean i missed!!
Mar 1, 2002
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ...and noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower
and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as AFL 5.0, NRL 4.3, PGA 3.0, and NBA 3.6.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What
can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

Reply from the Technical Side:
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2,
which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. BUT
remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring
Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support



Regards,
 

Paint Marine

New Member
Jul 6, 2004
419
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netropolis.lineone.net
Originally posted by bruce
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 ...and noticed a
distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower
and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as AFL 5.0, NRL 4.3, PGA 3.0, and NBA 3.6.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What
can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

Reply from the Technical Side:
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2,
which should automatically install Guilt 3.0.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. BUT
remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring
Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall
another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support



Regards,
take it this is from real life yeah? or somthing ya found on the net? well were eva u found it its funny!
 

H

Wizard, of sorts...
Feb 27, 2002
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Nottingham, England
www.ministryofcake.net
Fairly amausing.....

Marine, this is either off some website or out of an email bruce recieved. It's one of those jokes that did the rounds a fair ole while ago.....very muchs falls into the category of
 

Paint Marine

New Member
Jul 6, 2004
419
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0
netropolis.lineone.net
Originally posted by TheBroz
Fairly amausing.....

Marine, this is either off some website or out of an email bruce recieved. It's one of those jokes that did the rounds a fair ole while ago.....very muchs falls into the category of
whats that my post or his?