Taunts, Jeers and famous last Words?

[€gg]

So youve run to a cruddy bunker...no wait i know your down 5 to 1 and your the poor lonely ******* hiding behind a bamboo shoot? Well your probaly gonna cry, run, wait for time or proceed with bad mouthing your opponent. Ballsy i know...stupid! but ballsy! Well taunting is all you got left so lets hear em.

DO YOU HAVE ANY OF YOUR OWN?
'Aright...who's the dead man who shot at me with the paintball?'
'The true warrior only engages the worthy opponent'-probably why i get lit up too often
'Aright, anyone else wanna be a hero'- then realise your guns dry.
'H...ere's muggins' - only to realise your out of gas, paint, team mates, and luck.
'I really wish i hadn't done that'-yes probaly throwin my hopper when outta paint was probaly not a very good idea.

 

[Darkwerks]

If I've eliminated someone I like to send them one their way with a friendly " Thanks for playing!!!

 

[Pinky_81]

I have a few...

This works both as famous last words and to scare New-Comers to run away...:
"NOW WE GOT HIM - CHAAAAARGEEE!!!"
"HE'S OUT OF PAINT - CHAAAAARGEEE!!!"

Famous last words:
"You go left and I go right - Or maybe we just leave the field together..."
"He's out..." or "I got him..."
"We must be right behind them..."
"Hehe! They can't hit us..."
"This way! It's much more safe..."
"Watch this..." or "Look at me..."
"Trust me! I know what I am doing..."
"This is safe..."

Famous last thought:
"Yeehaa! I got the flag..."

Taunt:
"Hehe - Nice one!"
"Out is that way..." (often used when goggling an opponent...)

Pinky

 

[stongle]

Taunts

FIX BAYONETS!!!!!!

Does wonders when about to do a mugging!


Stongle

 

[stickboy]

First EVER paintball game, and the very first event. Me and a buddy dash to the front at the start, get behind a flipped up pallet.

ME - "Have a look."

Friend slowly peers over edge of pallet as I check the corners.

ME - "See anything?"

Friend slowly turns round, paint totally covering his goggles.

FRIEND - "No."

And that took place with Splatmasters!

 

[jeevusmaximus]

I usually just hurl abuse when they are walking off the field. If they take their time and I can see someone else, it's usually "GET THE F*CK OUT OF THERE!!!"

 

[Gurney]

Well lets just say when Im practising it will almost certainly involve swearing......usually along the lines of Jeev`s little gem

A good one if your trading paint with someone close....."I shot you first"....always makes em look and gives your teamates chance to shoot em

 

[joe bob]

famous last words

"Stand still, they wont see you."
"He's out of ammo"
"I just reloaded, I have plenty of ammo"
" Oh****!"

 

[Hoytie]

How about "When you get to the dead box, tell them I sent you - you'll get a group discount!" Some one on rec.sport.paintball has that in their sig.
Joel Hoyt

 

[Arrival]

"Hope you're not a store clerk; your ass is way too easy to mug!"