St00pid st00pid people...

[Diggie]

One fine day, a friend came to visit me. He brought a buddy who was totally mesmerized by my gun which I placed on the coffee table so people get impressed with my otherwise rather dull shack. (A steadily growing vinyl collection doesn't anymore, these days.

"Wow! What's that?"
"It's my marker dude."

Then he went all: "You know what would be cool? If you take the paintballs, get the paint out of the shells, and then fill 'em with molten lead. Huh huh huh. Or marbles!"

"(Yawn) Then what?"

"Uh, just because..."

I also can't stand it when mawfawkas go stark raving mad about using markers to shoot people who misbehave in traffic, or even worse: kittens!

 

[Duncster]

You dissin Kittenball?? well,??? are ya???

Sparklie, sort him out!!

dunc.

 

[Diggie]

No no no!

Please, spare me Sparklie's sorting out.

I couldn't even begin to comprehend the abstract thought patterns Sparklie's kittenball post provoked.

Would you shoot a kittykat?
If you do, you're an animal-hatin' girlieman.

 

[eric]

The grats of our sport-(in loud low deep voice)
Hyperball(doo doo doo),
Sup-Air(Doo Doo Doo)
Ultimate Air(doo doo doo)
Speedball(doo doo doo)
Arenaball(doo doo doo)
And the greatest of them all(loooooooooooooong drumroll)
KITTEN BALL

Just joking

 

[Diggie]

Is Kittenball some kind of posting-discouragement-device?

"Like, I'ma **** him up good now, yeah let's type some more incomprehensible gibberish about this thing called kittenball we all pretend to know so much about."

*frenetic typing sound*

I think William Shatner said some wise things back in the 70's.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Wake up and smell the coffee

I am sparklie.

Madame cracker and Neptune resided here when in town.

With it so far........

hang on now

If I go out they like to post, slowly. They can't type so fast. thank god. Usually I moniter their posting to save you all the gibberish.

I was on site all day yesterday.

This week end Robbo was training thunder on site and as neptune has read all he can get his paws on about paintball he wanted some action. Well to talk some and look at some. He has clinical vertigo and is perminantly stuck at 12 pints.

Hope fully no perment damage has been done Robbo

But Robbo and Neptune had a bet that the kitten ball thread would get no veiws and no one would post. The exact details you would have to ask them about

Got that kitten ball is madame crackers ( my little bros girl friend)idear once she had had whiping explained to her.

Neptune god of the sea is my oldest litttle bro.

If I had split personalitys I would do them justice by having complete seperate ids not unlike a few others I could mention

Ask Robbo just look at the grammatic content. The diffrecne is clear just read between the kittens

 

[Diggie]

Thanks for clearing that up, oh Great Maker Of Cookies.

I must admit that every single post you make is a delight to read. Yes, even when it involves kittens.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

ta but..........

I do not mention the K word if I can help it.

Feel sorry for me they are in recidence most of the week and only at the cottage cause it's pan cake day.lol

They don't know I flip a mean pancake shush

Neptune is also a trained engineer and when not gibbering like all great geniuses get's way tecnical.

I can do basic stuff nuclear phycics enough pisolgy to keep most doctors and nurses happy eletics ect.

But he makes my head ache

Paintball paintball.

Sorry TJ I will set traps and distract them.

If nothing else new weird condoms should keep them busy for a day or two.

 

[Simon Malone]

Sparklie

Whats the deal with this Kittenball Have I missed some really big joke, and now making a fool out of myself

Oh I have a headache from to much thinking, and my little finger has turned black thanks for that one Pete

 

[Diggie]

ta but..........

Originally posted by SPARKLIE CHICK
If nothing else new weird condoms should keep them busy for a day or two.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! My sides! Aidez moi!

Ow. I think I broke something from laughing. People are looking from behind their monitors here, wondering what's so funny about my job.