[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Splat! (December 30/04) [/FONT] [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Splat! is essentially porn for the paintball set. Though the film does contain a few instances of character development, Splat! is concerned more with long, interminable sequences in which the game of paintball is played. The wafer-thin storyline involves a put-upon teen who receives a boost of self-confidence after a legendary paintballer offers to help him and his team prepare for a pivotal tournament, giving them the chance to finally show up their arch-rivals. The acting is almost uniformly atrocious, though newcomer Michelle Borth is surprisingly effective as said teen's hard-working sister. Look, Splat! has clearly been made for a very specific audience - and it does seem possible that paintball fans might get a kick out of the film (though one would really have to be into the sport in order to overlook the amateurish performances and cookie-cutter script).[/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]I think that says it all raff.
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