Something different...

[Mikey D]

Its not the weekend, but it is at least paintball related

I've recently moved house, no longer needing to sponge of the parents as i've saved up enough to get a proper place where I can be untidy, have parties and also decorate my room...

Not many people have heard of a thing called rasterbation. Not rude as it may seem, it is a method where a picture can be blown up and changed into many dots, kinda like pixelating, and from further away, the original can be made out. There is a website .... http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/ .... where you can try it out for yourself by uploading an image or using a link from the net and it will do it all for you.

Print

Mount

Hang

Done

/gordonramsey

I finally got around to doing one, and after many pictures, many ideas, and thinking of something different and original, I decided to rasterbate a picture of myself playing paintball (theres a joke in there somewhere!!!)

Hence, the end result shown in the pictures.

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/95167/Picture 169.jpg

(a close up trying to show the dottage)

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/public/95168/Picture 108.jpg

Pictures are large, taken on my iphone so not great quality, but you get the picture (ba dum tisch)

How splendid and geeky

 

[jack_judge]

Thats some silky rasterbating. I love rasterbating. Rasterbate

 

[Fisz]

I rasterbate every morning and evening!!! Rasterbating makes me healthy and more relaxed.

 

[jack_judge]

Whenever i rasterbate it normally ends up on the wall... it's usually the best place to get a fixing.

 

[stongle]

How splendid and geeky

Hmmm, you finally get your own place so you can bring chicks back and you have a picture of you paintballing on the wall? What reaction are you looking for? Her to be scared or pity?

Don't get me wrong, I kinda get it. When I had my first Chateau de Klunge, I had my Champagne Ir3 Fly (avec the Lady drop forward), as an ornament on my floating shelves in the lounge; it only ever got weird looks.

What might elevate your playa staus (and be less scary), is to have other shot's of you doing other extreme sports. Sort of playa shrine (to yourself).

Or just get a pole.

 

[John C]

Or just get a pole.

I tried that.

Very handy if you have any brick laying or plumbing that needs doing.
Many poles speak good english too.



But at the end of the day you still have to feed him/her.
They wont eat any of our english muck, you need saur kraut and Ogorki.

 

[s1im]

Is it wierd to have a pole in your lounge then?





(other half's sister teaches it to girls on a wednesday!!!)

 

[John C]

Is it wierd to have a pole in your lounge then?

Not if you pay them minimum wage.

 

[stongle]

C'mon chaps, it was pole with a small p.

 

[s1im]

metal shiney fixes to roof and floor on bearings so it rotates (broke some of the illusion for me!) has girls dancing on it (mainly wednesday!) will take the weight of a large chap