Just a fun thread here how to classifiy a newb:
1) They usually look totally lost where ever they are.
2) They look like they've pretty much just wet themselves when the whistle goes at the start of the match coz of the nerves.
3) They usually suck up to bigger and better players ( a lot of us still do
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4) The child newbs are little and cute looking, but don't be fooled they can pop out from behind the smallest bunker can run through your legs and the paintballs don't hurt less just because they've been fired by a smaller person
5) You will see them trying to squeeze a paintball between there finger and thumb before a match and if they find it hard you will here them exclaim "This is gonna hurt"
6) No matter how ennoying they can be they make the sport what it is, coz without them there'd be no next generation to continue everything you lot have worked for.
So next time you see a newb in a match your playin don't just light em up (At least try I know its hard not to) and give em a chance coz if its there first time playin and they just get lighted up there probably not going to want to play again but if not they'll think yeah i enjoyed that I want to go again*
RESPECT THE NEWBS REMEMBER WE WERE ALL ONE AT A TIME
*Store owners and site managers note just remeber if they want to come again you'll get more cash heading your way
1) They usually look totally lost where ever they are.
2) They look like they've pretty much just wet themselves when the whistle goes at the start of the match coz of the nerves.
3) They usually suck up to bigger and better players ( a lot of us still do
)4) The child newbs are little and cute looking, but don't be fooled they can pop out from behind the smallest bunker can run through your legs and the paintballs don't hurt less just because they've been fired by a smaller person
5) You will see them trying to squeeze a paintball between there finger and thumb before a match and if they find it hard you will here them exclaim "This is gonna hurt"
6) No matter how ennoying they can be they make the sport what it is, coz without them there'd be no next generation to continue everything you lot have worked for.
So next time you see a newb in a match your playin don't just light em up (At least try I know its hard not to) and give em a chance coz if its there first time playin and they just get lighted up there probably not going to want to play again but if not they'll think yeah i enjoyed that I want to go again*
RESPECT THE NEWBS REMEMBER WE WERE ALL ONE AT A TIME
*Store owners and site managers note just remeber if they want to come again you'll get more cash heading your way
