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Site Cooking=Why,oh why!!

Right Sparkly haveing a bath, so we can talk.
Neptune say's= Haveing been enslaved in Sparkly kitchen,cooked singlehandly for what felt like the 5,000,
am I still shudder at the discreption's of the so called,if any fair offered at other site's?The boy's (The sparklyet's, marshall's) are fed bacon butty's(Breakfast,free I might add.And yes buff is a growing lad).The punter or walkon's at resonable cost too, then come's lunch,god I hate being in there at lunch!
Remember when you first cock anything for your mum, so proud were you of your creation. Then they told you it wasn't fit for the dog, that sparkly if it not perfect. And low and behold if any one discard's any part of there luntch in a bin and she find it.King of the sea I may be, but the kitchen god I'm not,good short order cook yes, as good as Sparkly NO.
So I say unto you, the paintballing mass's do not settle for second rate,poorly perpared,over or under cooked dog burger.Bad second rate coffie or tea and no cookie's,spare a second for a ex sea god.Demard the best,cause as Famine say's"I'm worth it".Ask Robo if in dout, he liked the chicken.
Neptune King of the Sea, not a fish cause I own the sea !


Remember Kid's= don't trust the Kitten's, anytime,anyplace,anywhere,they'll cook it !
 
Right you posey bassist,she's out of the bath finnaly and off to site for today's converion's
Neptune replies=
My spelling may not be up to your uni, city folk standard's. But at lest I don't play folk soft rock and lead people to beleve I'm in a thrash metal band! But you did look so cute in your leather stride's. The point I was trying to make (badly), Was that there is a lot room for improvement, customer service for newby's on there first outing to site will make or brake there first impression.
Ok so if there realy in to it they won't notice, but if it take'em 1/2 hour to leave a site because of the mud, then a couple of day's to get over the ****'s there not going to look back on it well.
NEPTUNE, King of the Fish,Ruler of the wave's and Feeder of Cock to Mother's!
Remember Kid's= The grass may look greener on the other side,but only cause next door used better paint (Blaze).

P.S. Famine is under the control of the Kitten's,we no cause we saw it on grand turismo!
 
Insane asylum

Madam cracker is at preasant decorating neptunes room with a lovely 9 inc thick rubber wallpaper,so wen u visit u will find a shell of our former Neptune babbaling incoharent jibberish of kittens,kittebball and other such things.his plan for taking over the world is becoming very complex,take away famines Lorel and sparkaly chicks sparkles.Hmm !
madam cracker holds on to her sanity to try and counteract Neptunes evil (if not slightly sane sounding )plans.The power of cracker is ur only defence(remember this kids)
Madam Crackers words of wisdome HIDE!