should hippies play paintball?

[el_thwatez]

this is mostly in relation to that thread fork em over that baca loco wrote, and i thought this could possibly be interesting, since hippies have absolutely nothing to do with paintball, and no interest in it, but the real issue is, should they be allowed to play? thoughts people, thoughts

 

[Jurg$]

No.

 

[Alien_Balliztix]

tell them the balls are filled with soap and they'll dodge like a dodgy thing on Dodge Day.

 

[JoseDominguez]

What's a hippy?

 

[Gyroscope]

Hippies are as extinct as cowboys. Sure, there may be some out in the jungles hiding with the mokele mombe, but most of what you think of as hippies are actually trust fund kids too stoned to take showers. It is a far cry from the free love, reject all existing paradigms, flowers for your gun barrel hippies. Hell, they couldn't compete in that form to the new evolution of crowd control authority figures.

So, yes, cowboys, triceratops, and radio drama stars should all be permitted to play, and every effort should be made to preserve their species, in case we find out that they have a gland we can extract anti-cancer medicine or really good chewing gum from.

 

[el_thwatez]

triceratops would blatently make good back players, its in their blood

 

[JoseDominguez]

Yup, apart from the lack of any capacity to load, fire, or indeed carry a paintball marker.


Otherwise a perfectly valid point

 

[[K2] Gilly]

Originally posted by el_thwatez
triceratops would blatently make good back players, its in their blood

Maybe so, but they're right theiving *******s.You'd would have to increase security ten fold, or else no ones gonna have any kit left.

 

[el_thwatez]

but the seemed so honest!! guess thats the price of trusting things with 4 legs and horns

 

[D6]

I don't reckon hippies would be able to differentiate between free and extra love, so no, they shouldn't be allowed to play. Unless they have drugs