Series 2002 Evening

[Piper]

Right I cannot believe that an evening with a load of paintballers did not have some interesting stuff go on there! Come on there must be something. I want all the dirt.

You know who kissed whom.
Any stalkers?
Who was the drunkest!
Who was the loudest?
Who annoyed whom?

Come on dish the dirt right here!


You know it makes sense!

Piper

 

[Liz]

If you wanted to know what went on, then you should have made the long trip up there yourself (like some of us did).

Without naming any names I know of at least 2 marital arguments, at least 1 girl found sobbing in a corner, 1 very drunk person coming on to a female player publicly & being turned down in front of loads of friends, and one attempt to get out a baseball bat to pound someone. So all in all, a quiet evening from where I was standing!

 

[Piper]

Well

Liz

Thanks for that interesting bit of information! That has really made my day.

Yes I should have gone up north for the event. But I did not that is why I am asking what went on!


Piper

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Lol and me changing out fits............ well I did promise Ollie the tira again.

You missed the full monty but then so did I

Raids on the local kebab house when every one got the munchies.

Much better hall this year Guppy and I were just sad the disco finished so early only about 1am mew

Oh and this year the pastry was on the pie not a side dish there was me warning trouble of this strange lankashire dish pickywitch and nope they missed it out.

Yes Liz it was very public shame no roses

A big thank you to bully for yet another great party looking forward to next years

 

[one of the chicks]

you cant forget!

Mine n leannes dancin at the end lmao

 

[Mr Big]

...and ledz made a new special friend. Didn't you ledz?

And ledz was also spotted in the men's toilets with a camera

And Ledz went for a McDonalds on the way, several plates of pie at the party, and then went for a kebab.

And Ledz tried to encourage my girlfriend to engage in some hot action with his missus. She would have gone for it except that Ledz had pie all down his front and a young male rubbing his breast at the time of asking.

And Ledz didn't get player of the year!

 

[Piper]

Nice one!

Well done Mr Big!

Now you must tell us more on his special friend!

I can see why your girlfriend turned him down. Is she in rehab now?

Mcdonalds will never be the same again!


Piper

 

[Liz]

Hmmmm. Mr Big seems to have a rather unhealthy interest in Ledz! There WERE over 200 people at the party & he can only talk about 1 person.

 

[Piper]

Sometimes Liz you are slow on the up take. Did you not know about Mr Big and Ledz?
Well I am not one to start gossip........ But..................


Piper

 

[Liz]

But I only met Mr Big for the first time on Saturday night, how was I to know. Anyway, I never seem to get the southern scandal any more, maybe I'll have to start playing down here more often.