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Russian Legions Stars

Maybe.....

Do you think they operate a McDonalds gold star reward system, you know:

Leran to shoot your angel left handed - 1 trouser star
Learn 'check him marshal' in English - 1 trouser star
Get your angel to shoot full auto - 3 trouser stars
Develop some sort of style and fashion sense - 100 trouser stars (but too much fashion sense to alllow them to wear the Co-Op cam any more)

Just a thought - I am sure Nick has the real answer, well Nick?
 

Stan

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Oooh, oooh!!! I know, i know -

Remember when AGD laser etched Gold Stars onto Mag bodies to show their warranty service record...? Well, this is the same idea.

When the Russian Legion Player/Robot/Android (whatever you want to call them) goes in for a service one trouser star is removed. When all have disappeared their inbuilt nuclear reactor goes into automatic melt down.

Little known fact - Chernobyl was in fact a Russian Legion Training day gone wrong. :eek:
 

sonny

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Originally posted by Stan
Little known fact - Chernobyl was in fact a Russian Legion Training day gone wrong. :eek:
Yo Monkey Love,
making jokes about Tchernobyl..thats not funny is it? that was a _ ___ ____ tragedy.. and alot of countries are still suffering from it. deformed babies and a radioactive agriculture. in other words.. ... ssssshhh.

peace, out.

cerveza
 

Bigdog

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Originally posted by sonny
Yo Monkey Love,
making jokes about Tchernobyl..thats not funny is it? that was a _ ___ ____ tragedy.. and alot of countries are still suffering from it. deformed babies and a radioactive agriculture. in other words.. ... ssssshhh.

peace, out.

cerveza
Of course it was a tragedy, but thats exactly what makes it the target of jokes, to make it a bit easier to deal with.
Like after that **** in NY, the jokes about united airlines flying you straight to your office.
Lighten up man, or should everything be taken seriously & those that claim that paintballers are training for war & should all be banned - you know that getting rid of cammo was just a clever ruse to get them off our back - do you think that should be believed too? Its on the net so it must be true.

Veggies that glow in the dark only go to prove what I have been telling my mom since I was 5, they are NOT good for you :p
 

Buddha 3

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Okay, let's get this back on track.
From looking at the "uniforms" that the Legion wears, it;'s easy to see that they are home made affairs. Now, some of these guys work directly for Sergei, their team's captain, while others don't. The ones that work for Sergei have a little more time to spend on paintball, and therefore put more time into sowing stars on their trousers. The ones that don't work for him have a little less time, and so had to settle for a few stars less.

Or something.

Okay Nicky, cough it up, how does it work?
 

Bigdog

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maybe...

somehting like the lenght of time that they have been with the legion.
Something like post count stars gone trouser??

Or maybe the lady who makes their kit gets well plastered beforehand & sews some of the stars on the inside??