He's a carrot?
What, you wanna eat him?
Dude, you got issues...
I mean, I know he gets all orangey thanks to a combo of sunbed, roids and too many red M&Ms, but calling someone a carrot man, thass cold.
You are a bad boy and I'm glad you ain't picking on me, I wouldn't want you on my trail, nosirreeebob.
Peace