Rant

[Cook$]

What the f**k is up with the f**king Leerdammer cheese advert!!!!? The woman takes the cheese to the hypnotist and expects him to cure her and he eats it! Why take the cheese!!!? Why not just tell him what the problem is!!! I'm close to breaking my keyboard I'm hitting the keys so hard!

Why can't I get a channel 5 signal when it rains?!!! Why is there something on channel 5 that I want to watch when it rains, and never at any other f**king time!!!???

Why does one side of my fridge actually heat up my food, and the other freezes it!!??

Why is it nobody in my house is able to put the f**king bin out on a thursday morning!!!?

Why can I not remember why I came upstairs to look on the internet!!

Also the PS3 update I spent ages dowloading ( and is what I came upstairs to use the net to find out about) does pretty much f**k all.... GAAHH!

Why can I never find the droids I'm looking for!!!!

WHY!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lump]

Why can I never find the droids I'm looking for!!!!


lmao


ah the friday night rant i feel its now the weekend

 

[Statch83]

God Hates You???

 

[Stokecity_m]

Why can I not remember why I came upstairs to look on the internet!!

it's will be -

porn
download music
rant on pgi

 

[Tom Allen]

cos you're getting old.

 

[Stencil]

"Because you touch yourself at night"

j/k

You should become a stand-up comedian!

 

[Dusty]

God bless you Cook$ I thought you had forgotten,

the second thing to put a smile on my face tonight.

Jim

Gun Whore #3

 

[Cook$]

I'm the youngest old person you will ever meet. I get angry at the simplest things in life. Like Mikey.

And toothpaste. If you leave the cap off, it forms a big blob of crust which

A) blobs onto your brush when you next brush your teeth,

B) or forms a small hole in the crust which jets out a high pressure stream of paste which ends up on your face/shirt/slinky trews, and won't wash off.

This is why I don't brush my teeth at weekends.

 

[Statch83]

http://www.tv-links.co.uk/show.do/1/534

here this always calms me down!

click on the nightmare of milky joe or old greg and the funky merman,
theyre the best.

 

[Potter Loki]

I'm the youngest old person you will ever meet. I get angry at the simplest things in life. Like Mikey.

And toothpaste. If you leave the cap off, it forms a big blob of crust which

A) blobs onto your brush when you next brush your teeth,

B) or forms a small hole in the crust which jets out a high pressure stream of paste which ends up on your face/shirt/slinky trews, and won't wash off.

This is why I don't brush my teeth at weekends.

you could just enforce a rule that makes sure every shuts the lid, that or suffer the possible consequences of gingavitus (sp?)