Down your drink whenever Chris Lasoya mentions good sportsmanship or player safety and the rest of the booth laugh at the irony.
Drink when Lasoya mispronounces a Russian name
Would probably suggest sips for the word 'clutch' because you'll be drunk quickly if you take proper drinks. Maybe just take a drink when Matty Marshall says "Hey, we always say don't be perfect, be clutch!".
edit (two drinks for me because I got Marshall's quote wrong).