proper crimbo

[mugged44]

ok wots ur idea of a proper crimbo. (paintball and alcohol obviously have to be in there somewhere).

mugged.

 

[camsmith]

Originally posted by mugged44
(paintball and alcohol obviously have to be in there somewhere)

One word...

WURZEL!
(those who were there know what I mean)

 

[stongle]

A Proper Crimbo Carol

A P8ntballer Wonderland Xmas Carol (to the tune of A Winter Wonderland)

E-blades Zing
are you listening
On the Millennium
Ballers Pontificating
A beautiful sight
The Ho I pulled tonight
Surfing the P8ntballer wonderland

Gone away is the Dynasty
From WDP that must be nasty
SP sings a happy song
Counting dollars all night long
Surfing the P8ntballer wonderland

In the meadow we can build an EP-Aaaay
Then hopefully players will have some say
The committee will say: Are you crazy? we'll say:
No, but TJ, Piper and Stongle’s a maybe

Later on
Some Pro’s conspire
As we dream by the fire
To Play X-ball
but at Am B & Nov not at all
Surfing the P8ntballer wonderland

In the meadow we can build a better EP-Aaaay
and pretend that it’s actually got some teeth
We'll have lots of things to sa-aayy
and maybe the promoters will get the beef

Technoball
ain't it thrilling
For Average UK baller this is chilling
We'll must learn to play
the Robbo & Nexus way
Surfing the P8ntballer wonderland

Surfing the P8ntballer wonderland
Surfing the P8ntballer wonderland

 

[MrPink]

Quiet day at work Goob?

And my Christmas will be spent doing as little as possible - both Paintball and Work

Drinking of course, shall be heavily featured - with repeat showings at frequent intervals!

 

[stongle]

Quiet day? nope, 10 mins effort mate, give me an hour, and I coulda knocked up the entire works of Chaucer....

 

[Mikey D]

A Proper Crimbo Carol

Originally posted by stongle
A P8ntballer Wonderland Xmas Carol (to the tune of A Winter Wonderland)

E-blades Zing
are you listening
On the Millennium
Ballers Pontificating
A beautiful sight
The Ho I pulled tonight
Surfing the P8ntballer wonderland

Gone away is the Dynasty
From WDP that must be nasty
SP sings a happy song
Counting dollars all night long
Surfing the P8ntballer wonderland

In the meadow we can build an EP-Aaaay
Then hopefully players will have some say
The committee will say: Are you crazy? we'll say:
No, but TJ, Piper and Stongle’s a maybe

Later on
Some Pro’s conspire
As we dream by the fire
To Play X-ball
but at Am B & Nov not at all
Surfing the P8ntballer wonderland

In the meadow we can build a better EP-Aaaay
and pretend that it’s actually got some teeth
We'll have lots of things to sa-aayy
and maybe the promoters will get the beef

Technoball
ain't it thrilling
For Average UK baller this is chilling
We'll must learn to play
the Robbo & Nexus way
Surfing the P8ntballer wonderland

Surfing the P8ntballer wonderland
Surfing the P8ntballer wonderland

brought a tear to my eye. good stuff

 

[Skeet]

Ohhhh...
The weather outside, is frightfull
But the lure, of ballin's, delightfull
The next Tourney's, a while to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Ohhhh...
It doesnt show sign, of stopping
So, on the PC I'll do, some shopping
A NEXUS E-blade is good to go!
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Well im gonna get pissed tonight,
Down the pub, with a team...maybe STORM!
Do I think I will pull? Darn right!
Lets hope her mouths wet and warm!

Ohhh...
My braincells are slowly dying
But in training tomorrow, I'll be trying
Unless of course, I just don't go.....
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!!!

Let it snowwww
Let it snowwwwwwww.

Thank you.

 

[Bunker Imp]

Originally posted by Skeetmaster
Ohhhh...
The weather outside, is frightfull
But the lure, of ballin's, delightfull
The next Tourney's, a while to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Ohhhh...
It doesnt show sign, of stopping
So, on the PC I'll do, some shopping
A NEXUS E-blade is good to go!
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

Well im gonna get pissed tonight,
Down the pub, with a team...maybe STORM!
Do I think I will pull? Darn right!
Lets hope her mouths wet and warm!

Ohhh...
My braincells are slowly dying


But in training tomorrow, I'll be trying
Unless of course, I just don't go.....
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!!!!!

Let it snowwww
Let it snowwwwwwww.

Thank you.

im so printing that and framing it nice one gaz

 

[Skeet]

 

[le-pig]

Originally posted by Skeetmaster
Well im gonna get pissed tonight,
Down the pub, with a team...maybe STORM!
Do I think I will pull? Darn right!
Lets hope her mouths wet and warm!

.

Thank you.

let's hope mrs skeet don't see this