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Mr Big

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Jul 3, 2001
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This press release just appeared in my inbox - had to share it with you, as it's a real beauty

love Mr Big


Do you feel bored for playing your paintball marker? Do you want something more exciting? If your paintball marker cannot satisfy you, just join us. We will let you get totally different feel from playing paintball.

Maybe you want to get a live fire gun, but under the law, it is not permit. If you get a toy gun, no use for you besides it's appearance. If there is a marker that can combine the points just mentioned before, will you try it? Today, it is not just a dream.

Our company is the first company in the world to create a liked real gun paintball marker. Our product - Real Action Marker (RAM) has almost 100% similar to the real M4, it will make you confuse that is that real or jus a toy. RAM gets all the functions from other paintball marker. In addition, to make it more closely to the real M4, we do more from the paintball bullets. We add cases of the bullets, so when it shot out, there is cases jump from the gun, just like the live fire gun.

Moreover, RAM can let you become a gun designer. All the paintball markers in the market had fixed feature; only RAM is not. RAM can be asserted into Commando, A2-Shorty, V-match, etc. What you need are just some parts to do that. Everyone can try, as the procedure is quite easy and simple. If you are creative, maybe you can create a sole one.

Want to get this powerful real "gun" and feel be a real hero? Contact us now. There is a special offer package for RAM during the promotion period. Each package USD649 and includes all the following items:
· 1 Standard type of M4 RAM; (or other types of RAM) · 1 gun carrier; · 2 cylinders (one for 30g and one for 45g); · 3 magazines; · 15 packs of bullets · 1 maintenance VCD · 1 year free repair service

No confident with our product? We can tell you that there are many army department and security association in the world use our products for training. Anyway, to increase your confidence and let you know more about our RAM, we can send you promotion VCD in totally free. Just sent e-mail to Wing at aps@asiapaintball.com to get one. What you need to do is leave a message with your name and mailing address; we will send VCD to you as soon as possible.
 

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Mark

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Jul 9, 2001
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Ha Ha I got the same email, though how they got my email as I have never been on the site? (I blame Rancid) but it does make for some funny reading...but if you take away the bad spelling...are they for real?....I mean metal cartridge ejections? oh lets really make ourselves really un-popular, we get enough negative press as it is.
 

Baca Loco

Ex-Fun Police
Making a few bucks on the side

Originally posted by Mark
Ha Ha I got the same email, though how they got my email as I have never been on the site? (I blame Rancid)
selling our email addys to Wing at aps@asiapaintball.com.:) (I get a nickel for every click so click away)

Or maybe a couple dozen industrious children are busy in a back room in Shanghai clicking on every members profile.
 

Darkwerks

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You can see this wondrous new product in action here and also here This has to one of the finest paintball vidoes I've ever seen....the high quality production values, that beautiful cinematography. I wouldn't be surprised to see this pulling down some major awards at nect years Cannes Film festie. Not to mention the complete lack of proper paintball safety gear.
Bit sad I know, but I'd really like one of these or something similar. I'm not a military nut (well, not much) but I find the verticle foregrip arrangement on most paintball markers unnatural. I'd rather have a horizontal grip, and a military style marker & a magazine feed would be more familiar to me too.
I could pass on the "cartridge ejection" bit though, it seems pointless unless you were doing mil-sim or combat training.
It's never going to happen though. Where would you get a regular supply of .43 paintballs? :confused:
 

Duncster

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Jul 7, 2001
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You wan flied lice with?

Erm... to all tourney ballers out there, don't you think now would be a good time to totally seperate ourselves from recball?? Before we *all* get banned from society in general??!!

Damned funny though....

d.
 

ices

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The only part of paintball that piece of trash is worth playing with, is Hicakballin in the south of America.

I totally agree with you Dunc on splitting from rec ball coz its the only thing that the public sees paintball as, a gay wargame.
If i wanted to play wargames i woulda joined the army.

We should make new names for toutnament ballin.
I may start a new thread about it :) :)