The above is secretly captured footage of former UK Jaguars captain and goat molester Mark "Chuck" Berry performing at a secret location deep in the heart of Essex.
Sources reveal that he is hanging up his gun and codpiece and heading state side to appear as a dancer in a 50 cent video and is leaving his team to do this.
Information is still unconfirmed of course, but the evidence speaks for itself Im sure.
More on this story as it develops!
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