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Robbo

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Far be it from me in thinking you lot are interested in anything I gotta say but I'd hazard a guess you might be a tad more interested in something Ldedzy might wanna spout ......and for those of you who don't know [those residents of Planet Zog] Ledz is co-owner of Planet, the people who manufacture and sell the Ego and Geo markers you all love.

He is ex captain of Nexus, was one of the world's best players and one of the second most highly respected people in our industry/sport :) ..... OK, enough of the intro, my fingers are going into spasm but enough to say, this man knows what he's talking about.

Well, I'm staying at his house at the moment coz I'm up at his northern gaff hanging out and doing some business things and all that kinda incredibly boring stuff but... he took advantage of me last night and dragged me out to the most expensive restaurant in Manchester with his newly engaged girlfriend Elidh [pronounced 'Aylee'], got me drunk [which ain't difficult at my age, I think it took 5 vodkas] and then informed me at the end of the meal I had previously suggested 'I was to pay the bill this time' ... I was far too outa my face to know any different ... well, that was until I noticed my wallet had been raped pitilessly when I woke up this morning .... Hmmm..... anyways, the point of this post?

When we came back last night I took the opportunity of finishing off the interview I started a few months ago with Ledz .... which may, or may not have been a good idea coz we both had too much, well I know I did .... the interview lasted over an hour with Ledz talking about everything and anything that's interesting about our sport ..... please don't expect any searching or deep questions from me coz I was sooo sh!t-faced, I was as$hole-lucky to be still awake at that unholy time of night anyway ... I'm normally tucked up and 'zzzzzz'ing by 10.30 most nights and so I wasn't at my best .......

And so, as soon as I get back to civilization and away from these norvern heathens back to London, I'll try and edit down the video and post it up on here ........I'm sure you'll find what he says rather interesting :)

PS Does anyone remember the 'Derek and Clive' tapes?
 

Robbo

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I think I first heard those Derek and Clive tapes back in 1974 and even for that time they were somewhat 'close to the edge' with the use of the 'F' word and the 'C' word which was pretty unheard of back then but the one word that comes to mind was 'lobsterissimusbumbakissimus', I think I just about remember the context of that poor lobster but it's funny how silly things stick in yer mind after all those years ..... eeekkk .... I'm old :)
 

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Jayne Mansfield - retrieving lobsters from her bum

Derek and Clive what a classic :D

'Lobsterisimus -um- Bummakisimus' was from the worst jobs rant...



DEREK:
Basically, she suffered from, er, what was known in-, in the medical trade as 'lobsters-up-the-arse****'.
CLIVE:
Well, this is what it said scientifically, you know, .....
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
..... 'lobsters-up-the-bum', you know .....
DEREK:
Mmm.
CLIVE:
..... this was the scientific, er, term for it but, you know, in general terms it was known as 'Lobsterisimus -um- Bummakisimus'.


Pete & Dud's TV sketches were fantastic too. This is one of my favourites...