Paul is SO not TJ. TJ was HERE! Wisconsin! Thusday night!
Where he is now, I have no freakin' clue. See, there was this concert out by the Ridge, Poison, Skid Row, Vinc Neil, one stage. So I tell TJ on the boards, TJ says I'll be there. So he flew in this AM from parts unknown, crashes at the house. We've been keeping Wendi at bay, I'll have you know.
So anyhwo, We went to the concert. And I lost him there. But man, I've never seen a happier man in my life for the whol ride up. But I mean once in the door, gone.
Tehn in the concert, I see some guy in a DYE jersey trying to get on stage with Skid Row. He belts out something along the lines of "Youth gone wild" and stage-dives. And it was lke a scne from "Spinal Tap", the crowd missed him, and the hold was kinda TJ-sized in front of the stage. Then the crowd moved IN on him.
Being hte nice guy I am, I tried to go get him, but I couldn't fight my way past the people there. So I chaled it up that someone would eventually want to see what they weren't standing on. I have no idea where he's at now. He might have caught the red-eye back to LA-LA land.
YO TJ! If you can read this, let me know. You left a funky backpack here with what seems to be spare clothing. Should I mail it to you? Or are you still in Cheeseland?
-Tyger