Paintballs

[Suns]

Ive been asked to find something out, and this isnt something that ive heard of before but I thought id ask.

Some friends of my missus are going on a stag do, and want to strip the groom down and shoot him with "permanent paint".... or paint thats hard to get off.

Sounds like a pretty stupid concept to me, but anyone heard of anything like this?

 

[Gassy]

just use chronic,it takes days of scrubbing to get off

 

[Suns]

I dont think they're gonna know what chronic is.... but fair enough

 

[Seany]

SPANK!!!!! that stuff was the ****!!! only one in every 5 balls broke and it used to stain clothes

 

[evoonline]

still does Seany

 

[Seany]

most likley does haha not used it since before i started playing tourney though the white fill was immense haha it got renamed 'spunk' because im original

 

[Chrissie]

SPANK!!!!! that stuff was the ****!!! only one in every 5 balls broke and it used to stain clothes

Stained my old jersey, used it at my uncles site and the stuff turned solid in seconds! Ace stuff lol

 

[P41ntb4ll3r]

they still use it at my local site

 

[chrizwheatley]

Never had a paint that stained my clothes permanently yet but most paint will stain your body to a certain degree for a day or 2 if left and not washed off quite soon after balling. Not sure if you can still or even in this country get the paintballs that used to be used for marking sheep and also marking trees etc (this is how paintball was originally created) might be worth trying to get some from a forestry company or some kind of agriculture type site or place if at all they are still made? There was also talk about 'blue balls' which are now banned or so i am told that stained clothes but not sure if they would stain a body?

Best bet is tho just make sure the markers are all the way upto 300fps when you strip him down and your quite close when you lace him, and although the marks are temporary he will know he has been paintballing for a good week or so lol

 

[Skeet]

Ive been asked to find something out, and this isnt something that ive heard of before but I thought id ask.

Some friends of my missus are going on a stag do, and want to strip the groom down and shoot him with "permanent paint".... or paint thats hard to get off.

Sounds like a pretty stupid concept to me, but anyone heard of anything like this?

Sounds like assault to me...

He's going to look well good with pink stained face and welts all over him, for his Honeymoon.

He may not even be allowed into Bars etc, if it looks like he has been in a big fight recently.

Some bright spark, is bound to want to shoot him in the Nuts. But what is a little blunt trauma to soft flesh, between "friends"?

Of course, that isn't important. What really matters, is that all of his "friends", will have lots of fun, stripping him down, humiliating him, and possibly ruining his Wedding day and or Honeymoon, possibly parenthood.

How about Creosoat? The stuff you put on fences to stop them rotting?
Then he will look brown, smell like a fence and probably be slightly flammable too, which is a bonus.