Paintball-related Animals

[Justin Owen]

The Snake...every field's got one these days, except for the Florida fields which exceed their quota tremendously.
The Turtle...every back player's dream reincarnation.
The Dung Beetle...what I see in any fool who's willing to pull a crawl on the World Cup fields.
The Hippopotamus...See??? Even the Animal Kingdom has its Pete Robinsons.
The Monkey from Disney's "The Lion King"...TJ Lambini's screen persona. Have you seen the flick???
"Nessie"...Adrenaline Games have brought this legend out of the Loch and onto Sup'Air fields everywhere.
The Spider...God spells it one way, and Kingman spells it another. Now we see it like I just wrote it and say, "that's misspelled."
The Ant...every magazine should be lucky enough to have one, but PGI's the one favored by the fates.
The Fire Ant...as we've seen in Orlando, if your opponent's bunker is trespassing on this guy's land he becomes your best friend. If you're the one trespassing, he becomes the object of cursing and immediate inspiration to switch bunkers.
The Deer...very reminiscent of Fred Schultz on the Paintball field, but only when they're caught in the headlights.
The Warthog...have you ever even SEEN Renick Miller???
The Seagull...like snipers using white paint!
The Poodle...they rule.

 

[TJ Lambini]

Weirdly enough, in next month's Prozone Y'all can find out how a chance encounter with a badger led to Flashpoint picking up some major outside sponsorship...

Peace

 

[KillerOnion]

The Snail: game between two equally talented but conservative teams (or a field that is a natural stalemate) or two equally intimidated newbie teams.
The Jackal: players notorious for only shooting players who chop, fog up, gun board fries, Macroline leaks, blow a 3way hose, or pack a Revo too full of paint. Oddly enough, there's always one or two in every team they go up against...
The Swan: me if you've ever seen me try to make a flag run with opponents remaining. Something ALWAYS gets under my feet or in front of my shins, and I always end up covered in paint from head to toe before or immediately after I hit the ground. Some things were just not meant to be.

I've never seen anyone shoot a snake in the middle of a game...have you? I'd like to see it though. "Hey watch the snake!" "Nobody can make the snake from where they are!" "No, I'm serious watch the snake!" "There are TWO people left dude! There is nobody in the snake!" "No...there's a BIG FUGGIN SNAKE AT YOUR FEET MAN!"

 

[Gogger]

What about the chicken?

 

[Al Woods]

Justin....

....you wanna get me started on poodles again??

 

[Justin Owen]

Why???

I mean it's already been well established that poodles rule.
But if you feel like beating a dead horse, I won't stop you.

~J~

 

[FAMINE]

Mmmmm sadistic necrophillia.
Beating a dead horse.

 

[rancid]

My small dog 'snaps' cos he gives me the horn.

 

[Chris - Nexus Eclipse]

what about the squrial?

 

[Buddha 3]

Don't forget the most fearsome, fiercest of all creatures.....the mighty platypus!