I saw a couple in other threads, I figured that it needed its own
Stuff like, Wanna see my cocker? and, I have huge balls baby
Stuff like, Wanna see my cocker? and, I have huge balls baby
Paintball Pickup Lines
- Thread starter eric
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1. Hows about we go back to my place and adjust your bore size?
2. Touch my boomstick
3. How about a little two on one practice?
4. How about we figure out some more meanings for F.P.S.!
2. Touch my boomstick
3. How about a little two on one practice?
4. How about we figure out some more meanings for F.P.S.!
F.P.S..............
.......what other meanings are you thinking of?
and there was that bumper sticker which sed:
"Paintballers do it till their balls break"
.......what other meanings are you thinking of?
and there was that bumper sticker which sed:
"Paintballers do it till their balls break"
Geez...simpletons. Ya do it this way:
1. Have you seen the Freak? Wanna know why they call it that? Yeah, the 14 inch one. Fits all bore sizes and always shoots right where ya want it.
2. Hey, my cocker is always timed well.
3. 18 volts? Put that away. Wait till you see my pump.
4. It's fast AND mechanical.
5. Yep, that's a Conquest on my gun. You can be my next.
6. Max Attack? You have no idea.
7. Ah, I see you have suction timing.
8. Ever wonder what happens on Hyperball fields after dark? They do have other uses, ya know. (This apparently has been effectively used by Joy Divison on at least one occasion!)
9. Feet per second? How about one foot five times per second?
10. So will it be standup, laydown, or the snake?
1. Have you seen the Freak? Wanna know why they call it that? Yeah, the 14 inch one. Fits all bore sizes and always shoots right where ya want it.
2. Hey, my cocker is always timed well.
3. 18 volts? Put that away. Wait till you see my pump.
4. It's fast AND mechanical.
5. Yep, that's a Conquest on my gun. You can be my next.
6. Max Attack? You have no idea.
7. Ah, I see you have suction timing.
8. Ever wonder what happens on Hyperball fields after dark? They do have other uses, ya know. (This apparently has been effectively used by Joy Divison on at least one occasion!)
9. Feet per second? How about one foot five times per second?
10. So will it be standup, laydown, or the snake?
Any of the above have to be better than one somebody tried on me many years ago when I was marshalling -
" There another couple of minutes 'till game on - fancy a quickie behind the hay bales?"
Needless to say, I turned him down! (It should last at least 5 minutes)
" There another couple of minutes 'till game on - fancy a quickie behind the hay bales?"
Needless to say, I turned him down! (It should last at least 5 minutes)
Hey baby...
Does my paint fit the barrel?
What position do you play?
I nailed that guy, maybe now I can nail you(too cheesy?)
Mine cocks every time.
Does my paint fit the barrel?
What position do you play?
I nailed that guy, maybe now I can nail you(too cheesy?
)Mine cocks every time.
heres for my fellow B2kers
Theres few of us on the scene but when were there we kick ass us b2kers heres mine........
Hey baby Im the master of the Bush.
bad, i know what else can u do about bushmasters
Theres few of us on the scene but when were there we kick ass us b2kers heres mine........
Hey baby Im the master of the Bush.
bad, i know what else can u do about bushmasters