Going from the "best thing you have heard from a punter" topic.
Has anyone written/heard jokes relating to or about the love of paintball?
Has anyone written/heard jokes relating to or about the love of paintball?
Paintball Funnies
- Thread starter MikeJones_Marshall
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LIKE THIS ONE
A couple of teammates were going to the local paintball store and they stopped by the team captain's house, to pick him up. As they were leaving, the team captain's wife said, "Have fun, and don't spend any money."
To which the captain remarked, "Make up your mind."
A couple of teammates were going to the local paintball store and they stopped by the team captain's house, to pick him up. As they were leaving, the team captain's wife said, "Have fun, and don't spend any money."
To which the captain remarked, "Make up your mind."
and this one
QUESTION: How can you tell when you've played far too much recreational paintball?
ANSWER: When you're hit with something tossed at you and your immediate response is to yell, "Bounce! No break!".
QUESTION: How can you tell when you've played far too much recreational paintball?
ANSWER: When you're hit with something tossed at you and your immediate response is to yell, "Bounce! No break!".
and another
QUESTION: How can you tell the difference between a tournament ref and a normal person, when they're lying dead on the road?
ANSWER: The normal person has the skid marks BEFORE the body
QUESTION: How can you tell the difference between a tournament ref and a normal person, when they're lying dead on the road?
ANSWER: The normal person has the skid marks BEFORE the body
me an a load of mates went to crealy, about 15 of us, a handfull had played before. a couple of the refs mates turned up and challeneged us, including the ref on our side, so, 2-16.
They had the ref, so it was 3 of them with, er, one with an angel speed, but they all had sweet markers, they all had proper gear battle pack etc. then theres the 15 of us, me my a good mask an a basic tippmann 98c, my mate with a good mask ( his cheap ass ebay marker broke after er, 2 games?) and another bloke who joined us, with basic own gear. The rest had inferno's an crappy masks.
it was so fun wiping their smug expressions off their faces, not one of us was taken out. ok i know 15-3 is no real victory, its was still fun beating the 'pro's' at their own game
They had the ref, so it was 3 of them with, er, one with an angel speed, but they all had sweet markers, they all had proper gear battle pack etc. then theres the 15 of us, me my a good mask an a basic tippmann 98c, my mate with a good mask ( his cheap ass ebay marker broke after er, 2 games?) and another bloke who joined us, with basic own gear. The rest had inferno's an crappy masks.
it was so fun wiping their smug expressions off their faces, not one of us was taken out. ok i know 15-3 is no real victory, its was still fun beating the 'pro's' at their own game
