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Paintball blunders...........

Cenobite

Prize Muppet
Apr 18, 2002
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I was talking about paintball with a friend and I brought up the subject of paintball blunders. I recalled a few silly mistakes made in tournies by myself and others....

I was renowned in my team some years ago for hitting bunkers on break out, physically that is. I always seem to slide in too hard. One tournament I slid hard into my bunker, to which it could not withstand and it fell away from me, leaving me knelt out in the open. Balls began to rain in so I made for the next bunker. Sadly a team mate had also started to make for the bunker, so it got rather cosey. Then probably the worst shot of my paintball life was witnessed by us both. Seeing someone break cover I lifted my gun and began to fire, sadly at the exact same instance my team mate popped up in front of me and took a single shot dead center of his hopper lid. I was gutted.

Another similar game where hitting my bunker hard didnt pay off, I managed to hit my remote hose on the initial run to my first bunker of the last game of the day. There was a crack, and a hiss, as my air system proceeded to offload all of my air through the snapped remote. I spent the next 4 mins running from bunker to bunker delivering paint to my team mates. Despite that we still won without a single man lost in under 5 mins. Did me a favour though I hate remotes since I was forced to convert to bottom line in a hurry ;)
 

Jones the Paint Magnet

All the gear - no idea
Dec 19, 2001
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Accidentally shot a mate in the back of the head whilst providing "cover fire" once.
:(

And once Goatboy, I and the rest of the East Grinstead brigade made an epic crawl through a rec field at Holmbush, only to have the 7oz come loose on Goatboy's fully gassed Sterling. Hard to maintain cover and concealment when there is what appears to be a fire extinguisher going off in the middle of a bush.
 

Gee

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Mar 18, 2002
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At one of sparklies academy days it had been raining rather hard the day before and the ground was very wet. Well any way there was a teabag in the centre of teh field. so i legged it straight towards it on the break out and slide on my knees into it. But because i lean back when i'm sliding and i'd not taken into account the wet grass I promptly slide under the teabag. Was rather difficult to wiggle my way back out.
 

Mysteriousmoose

The moose you never see
Jan 18, 2002
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All right heres my story.

I was running to the 50 off the break for the flag when I tripped the air line running to my dorito. I slide in and the things about half deflated. I grab the flag and run to the bunker closest to me. I just so happened it was on their 40 and there was a player occupying this bunker. I get to the bunker and get him in the back. I then try my luck and bunker the next closest guy. I continued to bunker everyone on the opposing team except one which my back guy took out. I hung the flag watching the other team trying to pick their chins off the ground. :)
 

KillerOnion

Lord of the Ringtones
Ok, a stupid thing I've done most recently in a tournament was sliding into a spool left hand first. What's so bad about that? I shoot left handed so my gun was in it, hit the bunker with the end of the barrel first, flew backwards out of my hand, spilled paint out of the hopper, and I got shot out trying to grab it.
 

Philip

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Mar 24, 2002
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Hehehe...thats a classic KO, one of the funniest. I suppose the stupidest thing i have done is trip over a treestump at my last tourny...I was running from the break didn't see the little bastrd and fell flat on my face, but luckily i landed behind my bunker :D

-Philip
 

stuart

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Mar 28, 2002
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Nothing quite as exciting but i once made a run for a tree got myself nicely sat behind it only to take a shot to the head. There was a guy stood about 3 feet above my head up the tree.

The moral of the story always look up a tree on Rec day's.:(

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