On the game

[dougie]

Right dudes, 1 Who is 24 years old?
2 has a girlfriend of four years?
3 Loves paintball?
4 Makes them horney when thay play.
5 Is worried because he keeps cheeting on his girlfriend when he goes to games?
6 Blames it on the sport because he cant keep his d#ck in his pants?

WHY!!!!? i here you all ask? Well was sitting reading the paper on sat morning and this dude who i have described has been writing into the dear deardry section of the paper asking for her help,
now i say lets find out who this dude is and all give him some dear deardry help.what du all say?i think it gives the sport a bad reputation.lol .........so eh! who is it?own up.

 

[SteRoberts]

he cant be hard to find, theres only 7 women in uk paintball, lol.

Im certain those are all made up anyway he he.

 

[dougie]

well he clames to have fcuked two of the seven.lol
Was it you?

 

[JoseDominguez]

Count me and mine out........ 14 years

Hang on, I know who it is!
I was told a story at STB..........

 

[Pee Wee]

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What ya reading the dear deardry section in the paper for anyway

 

[dougie]

I always read them,good for a laugh,makes you apreciate life a lot more knowing that you are actually sain instead of some of these fcukers!!! guess im sad

 

[Pump'n'Splat]

*LOL*...Dougie, that's pissfunny!...Have you asked Ryan?

 

[Gibbsey]

2 out of seven, gotta do better than that.

 

[Bush]

well i am only 17 so its not me, and well 2 outa 7 aint bad for 1 bloke is it, . I wanna know who it is, own up. but how do you know it is a tourny baller, it may b a recballer for all we know

 

[Pee Wee]

Originally posted by Bush
well i am only 17 so its not me, and well 2 outa 7 aint bad for 1 bloke is it, . I wanna know who it is, own up. but how do you know it is a tourny baller, it may b a recballer for all we know

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