new trigger finger needed

[smartecosse]

just spent the last hour watching the toulouse and joy pball videos. i really need to get a much faster trigger finger if i'm going to keep up on the paint spraying stakes.

Can anyone let me know the rough cost of a " fast as f*ck" trigger finger and is the plabet one better than the smart parts one?

Seriously though watching the videos was an eye opener. the rate of fire was immense and some of the moves amazing!! really will need to get the campaign dvd.

 

[s|<int]

your names not Danny is it?

 

[TheRo0sTer]

smartecosse you silly dood you can't buy a trigger finger... But I do know practice helps a lot. I have to be away from my beloved Angels "Death"&"Jenn" for 90 days, but that didn't stop me from bringing a spare trigger frame to practice with! Practice doesn't always make perfect but it sure makes you better.

 

[Buddha 3]

Well, trigger fingers can be bought, but they don't come cheap!

Smart, what you do is withdraw every dime that you have from your account, dress up sharp, slap on some expensive cologne, go to the pub/cluc/other place where people socialise, and start spending money on a girl that you like (you MUST make sure you like her, since you will have to spend a lot of time with her).
Start off by buying her drinks, get her phonenumber and move to the second date. Spend some more money on her. Buy her gifts.
In the end, you will get to the point where she might start to like you. Get her home, or go to her place. Get her naked. And then....practice, practice, practice...You will develope your fingerwork, and she will have an increasingly large smile on her face.
It costs a little money, but hey, who said balling was cheap?

 

[Joao Duro]

AH... SO!!!
I've seen the light!!!
LOL

 

[MidgetFista]

Originally posted by Joao Duro
AH... SO!!!
I've seen the light!!!
LOL

Light?? Christ man, that’s not a woman your flicking off, its a torch!!!!

Spot the difference:

Torch |||||| Woman


-Midge

 

[TheRo0sTer]

Originally posted by Buddha 3
Well, trigger fingers can be bought, but they don't come cheap!

Smart, what you do is withdraw every dime that you have from your account, dress up sharp, slap on some expensive cologne, go to the pub/cluc/other place where people socialise, and start spending money on a girl that you like (you MUST make sure you like her, since you will have to spend a lot of time with her).
Start off by buying her drinks, get her phonenumber and move to the second date. Spend some more money on her. Buy her gifts.
In the end, you will get to the point where she might start to like you. Get her home, or go to her place. Get her naked. And then....practice, practice, practice...You will develope your fingerwork, and she will have an increasingly large smile on her face.
It costs a little money, but hey, who said balling was cheap?

Oh so now I know how I can practice while I am at home, but I always want to put something else there!

 

[Sid]

Advice

Danny,

Wrap a £1 note around your trigger, then, with one finger try aand take it off, thats how you get faster with the trigger, tis a Scottish thing.

I hear you are okay for the 14th, excellent, see you on the 27th if not before, still sorting the team for STB Woodland.

Sid

 

[styles mugger]

Advice

Originally posted by Sid
Danny,

Wrap a £1 note around your trigger, then, with one finger try aand take it off, thats how you get faster with the trigger, tis a Scottish thing.



Sid

£1 note? yep a scottish thing! its a fiver normally so its not cheap!do u lot practice that when ur at the pub & its last orders?

 

[Chris - Nexus Eclipse]

Originally posted by MidgetFista


Light?? Christ man, that’s not a woman your flicking off, its a torch!!!!

Spot the difference:

Torch |||||| Woman


-Midge

hmmmm, that could have been a very interesting link................im just glad you did the right thing, as there are a lot of young people on these boards........like me