New tourney format!!

[Tortoise-Licker]

As all you tourney players are so fashion conscious and aways need the newest marker/jersey/over rated & over-priced gadget.
I propose the Vogue-air series.
Same size field as a sup-air also bunkers across the field, but running down the length of the field in the centre is a cat-walk.
All players have to mount this catwalk and do the walk down the length of it, within the time-limit.
When a player is doing his walk all other players are banned from firing at him/her and him/her from firing at them. At the end of the walk he must do his model pose and return up the walk.
Points will be awarded for turn-out of the player, pose style, colour co-ordination and amount of useless gadgets carried on person or attached to marker.

If you are offended by this thread in any way please ignore it as it from the mind of a mad-man and I'm bored.

 

[neonbob]

why not just have models walk up and down the runway [hot lookin ones anyways, most are nasty]. that should provide a nice distraction for the players. just make sure the refs are in no way interested in women [for the male refs] and everything will be ok.

now to find out who is making the rainbow colored ref jerseys.

 

[Tortoise-Licker]

Oh dear!!

I do beleive this has gone right over your head neonbob.
The point was having a go at those tourney players who need the latest toys although there is nothing wrong with the current toy. The only thing good about these guys is that it makes Equipment less then a year old really cheap to pick up

 

[Gurney]

Originally posted by Tortoise-Licker
As all you tourney players are so fashion conscious and aways need the newest marker/jersey/over rated & over-priced gadget.
I propose the Vogue-air series.
Same size field as a sup-air also bunkers across the field, but running down the length of the field in the centre is a cat-walk.
All players have to mount this catwalk and do the walk down the length of it, within the time-limit.
When a player is doing his walk all other players are banned from firing at him/her and him/her from firing at them. At the end of the walk he must do his model pose and return up the walk.
Points will be awarded for turn-out of the player, pose style, colour co-ordination and amount of useless gadgets carried on person or attached to marker.

If you are offended by this thread in any way please ignore it as it from the mind of a mad-man and I'm bored.

LOL.......Imagine LaSoya doing it HAHAHAHA

 

[Eddepet]

Originally posted by Gurney


LOL.......Imagine LaSoya doing it HAHAHAHA

I think he would be the first doing it and liking it!

 

[Tortoise-Licker]

So where does this belong???

 

[manike]

Can we get points for shineyness??

Who cares where it belongs, it's entertainment. Maybe this sort of thread is why we need a 'friendly forum' for banter and crap etc.

To be honest I've lost track of where things should be so am only going to respond to other threads and not post any of my own

manike

 

[Baca Loco]

right where it is

Originally posted by Tortoise-Licker
So where does this belong???

as it was never intended as a serious idea--by you or anyone else though it was amusing.

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

lol you can't put girls on the cat walk the marshalls complain even if it's only thongs hanging out and very little flesh

 

[shed-head-2k]

Hi there
The thought of models in thongs sounds ok but could you imagine the marshalls getting jealous and parading there g-strings and all the flabby bits,
Thats enough to put people off paintballing for life

from a concerned player.!!!!!!!!