The last one got up to 5 pages, so here we go!!!!
>THE FIRST WORTHWHILE CHAIN LETTER
>
>This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their
>sexlife even more fantastic. As opposed to normal chain letters, this one
>costs nothing, and you can
>only win.
>
>Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as virile
>as you.
>
>Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't
>forget some
>ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your
>list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
>823,542 women through the post.
>
>Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
>
>* 0.5 miss worlds
>* 2.5 models
>* 463 wild nymphos
>* 3,234 good-looking nymphos
>* 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
>* 40,198 bi-sexual women
>
>In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
>and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your
>original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to
>you.
>
>DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
>
>One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
>friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
>her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
>expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd
>been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live
>with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.) While I
am
>sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already
>received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion.
>Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
>
>YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
>
>This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sexlife. No
>expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
only
>interest women)just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no grumpy
>mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.
>
>Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
>
>PS: Even when you have no girlfriend, you can use your vacuum
>
>PPS: This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
>prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
>(Must dash, the post has just arrived.)
>THE FIRST WORTHWHILE CHAIN LETTER
>
>This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their
>sexlife even more fantastic. As opposed to normal chain letters, this one
>costs nothing, and you can
>only win.
>
>Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as virile
>as you.
>
>Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't
>forget some
>ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your
>list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
>823,542 women through the post.
>
>Statistically, among those women, will be at least:
>
>* 0.5 miss worlds
>* 2.5 models
>* 463 wild nymphos
>* 3,234 good-looking nymphos
>* 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
>* 40,198 bi-sexual women
>
>In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
>and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your
>original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to
>you.
>
>DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
>
>One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
>friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
>her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
>expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd
>been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live
>with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.) While I
am
>sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already
>received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion.
>Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
>
>YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
>
>This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sexlife. No
>expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
only
>interest women)just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no grumpy
>mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement.
>
>Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.
>
>PS: Even when you have no girlfriend, you can use your vacuum
>
>PPS: This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
>prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
>(Must dash, the post has just arrived.)
