new american national anthem

[Russ. M]

just in case nobody has seen this yet, this is the plans for the new american national anthem


>>THE NEW REVISED AMERICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM:
> >>
> If You're Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq
> If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
> If the terrorists are frisky,
> Pakistan is looking shifty,
> North Korea is too risky,
> Bomb Iraq.

> If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
> If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
> So to hell with the inspections,
> Let's look tough for the elections,
> Close your mind and take directions,
> Bomb Iraq.
> >> > >
> It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
> >> > > To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
> >> > > They've got weapons we can't see,
> >> > > And that's all the proof we need,
> >> > > If they're not there, they must be,
> >> > > Bomb Iraq.
> >> > >
> >> > > If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
> >> > > If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
> >> > > If you think Saddam's gone mad,
> >> > > With the weapons that he had,
> >> > > And he tried to kill your dad,
> >> > > Bomb Iraq.
> >> > >
> >> > > If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
> >> > > If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
> >> > > If your politics are sleazy,
> >> > > And hiding that ain't easy,
> >> > > And your manhood's getting queasy,
> >> > > Bomb Iraq.
> >> > >
> >> > > Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
> >> > > For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
> >> > > Disagree? We'll call it treason,
> >> > > Let's make war not love this season,
> >> > > Even if we have no reason,
> >> > > Bomb Iraq.

 

[le-pig]

lmao

 

[headrock6]

You Guys Are Way Off...

If Your Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq
Special Forces Behind Osama - Bomb Iraq
Pakistan is quite a friend,
3000 Cruise Missiles We Will Send,
Saddams Tyranny Is About To End - Bomb Iraq


A Coalition Of The Willing - Bomb Iraq
Plenty Of Allies Will Come With Us - Bomb Iraq
No More Raping Women And Children,
WMD's He Aint A Given,
And The Kurds Will Keep On Livin - Bomb Iraq


Gallons Of Plague Have Gone A Missin - Bomb Iraq
Has Funded Hamas To This Day - Bomb Iraq
Killed His Son-In-Law After Defection,
For Telling The World About His Weapons,
Resolution 1441 Isnt About Inspections - Bomb Iraq


500,000 Exiles Living In Britain - Bomb Iraq
Only 200 Took Part In Your Protest(Ask Yourself Why)-Bomb Iraq
With Or Without Parliament,
While The French Cry And Vent,
Three Cheers For Disarmament - Bomb Iraq


The French Have Oil Contracts Galore - FROM IRAQ
The Russians Are Owed 8 Billion Dollars - FROM IRAQ
While Germany's Hands Are Tied,
Time To Stand Up And Show Some Pride,
March 17th Is The Day The U.N. Dies - Bomb Iraq


Seriously though..Whether you are for or against this war,alot of young kids(Brits and Yanks) are fighting because they are told to..We sit here and have the right to debate because of the things they do while they put thier lives on the line for the very freedom we enjoy today so say a prayer tonight for thier safety and peace for everyone....


-6

 

[Red_Merkin]

Axis of Evil Wannabes, by John Cleese

Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya,
China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just as
Evil," which they said would be more evil than that stupid
Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his State of the
Union address.

Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as
having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as
Evil...in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il.
"Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil...we're the
best."

Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil.

"They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An
Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President
Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II
you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only
have three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."

International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as
within minutes, France surrendered.

Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in
what became a game of geopolitical chairs.

Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat
Evil," forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of
Occasionally Evil," while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the
"Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable."

With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling
up...Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the
"Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to
Host the Olympics."

Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are
Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About
America," while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of
Countries That Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick." "That's not a
threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive
First Minister Jack McConnell.

While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making
fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he
rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in
"Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application.
Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges.

Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but
privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.

 

[headrock6]

Can never put it past John Cleese to make my day...Thanks Red

 

[eric]

In case you havent noticed Britain is in full support of the US, so your kinda in it with us buddy.

Why is the whole world against the United States? Now, a few people in the middle east and scattered other places have hated the US for a while,but only recently have major European and Asian countries started into it.

Why is the world against a war on Iraq? Saddam has gassed thousands of Kurds, assasinates anyone who provides any opposition to him, supports Hamas, dosen't comply with the U.N., INVADED KUWAIT(and Bush is the one doing it for money?) and is obviously developing nuclear and biological capabilites.

> So to hell with the inspections,
??? the inspectors are there. Another way Saddam dosent comply, UN inspectors have reported up to 45 minuite waits before entering certain sites, where they should be granted immediate access.

> >> > > They've got weapons we can't see,
> >> > > And that's all the proof we need,
> >> > > If they're not there, they must be,
Well huge quantities of Sarin and Anthrax that were documented are missing, whats to stop him from hiding nukes?


> >> > > If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
> >> > > If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
What are you talking about?

> >> > > If your politics are sleazy,
> >> > > And hiding that ain't easy,
How are Bush's politics sleazy?

> >> > > Let's make war not love this season,
> >> > > Even if we have no reason,
Rember September 11th? Who's to stop em from doing it again if we dont? Surely not the European's, they can hardly fight their own wars.

 

[Red_Merkin]

Britian dosn't support the US, only 'toy poodle' tony blair does.
If you got any news about the world beyond your borders you'd realise that a few weeks ago several million people in london took to the streets to protest against the war on Iraq.

Why is the whole world against the United States?

That's a very good question. If you try to look at this from any prespective other than an american one, you'll be shocked by what you see.

 

[Buddha 3]

Sorry guys,

This topic has been done to death in another recent thread. I don't wanna see the heated arguments again, even though that John Cleese skit cracked me up.

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