Never mind the credit crunch, here comes swine flu.

[The Comedian]

Funny how quickly the focus of the media switches.

Have you ever seen a pig sneeze?

Thinking about it, I did once. On a night out in Newcastle.

 

[paintball_crazy]

its been a slow news week, they had to think of something to continue there reign of depression on us

 

[Bon]

And one confirmed case is like 5 miles form my house.

*continues to seal his house up with clingfilm*

 

[sumo89]

yesterday in the LondonLite, the front story page was about it, the same day over 1000 people phoned up hospitals in london saying they think they have it.

 

[paintball_crazy]

And one confirmed case is like 5 miles form my house.

*continues to seal his house up with clingfilm*

I'd save yourself the trouble and just book yourself into a quarantine room in the local hospital before all the room already taken, I'm currently on hold

 

[plurgh]

i have a sore throught, is that swine flu

 

[snax]

just opened my internet homepage and it said swine flu level 5, its like a epic version of pokemon

 

[paintball_crazy]

just opened my internet homepage and it said swine flu level 5, its like a epic version of pokemon

my computer screen is now officially ruined, last time i have a hot chocolate at night whilst on the forums

 

[Tony Harrison]

I think that the governments of the world must have a meeting each year and come up with ideas for how they can take people's minds off more serious issues.

Nothing works quite like disease or a plague to distract people, so lately they have been using the old epidemic gag.

Last year, it was bird flu. This year, swine flu.

What's on the cards for 2010? Are rickets or bubonic plague going to make a return?

Or will we have something new, like pubic flu?

I'm waiting for a paintball manufacturer to come out with a "Swine Flu" edition gun. Should make a few bob.

 

[Cook$]

What we need is for Jade Goody to come back from the dead. That'd be the last we'd hear of swine flu.