my last day at work

[BloodClot]

ok. so i work, well worked as a paintball marshal. and today was my last day working there as i cant work weekends anymore due to playing paintball.

at the end of the day everything seemed normal. my boss asked me and the other marshal if we had any ideas for upgrading the target range, so we all walked out to have a little luck.

once i stepped onto the range i was jumped from behind by one of the marshals.
the damn basterds had tricked me. all 5 of them pilled onto me, i strugled with all my might but they over whelmed me. binding my feet and hands with plastic ring ties they dragged me to a tree on the range, i manged to leap for freedom nocking 2 of the marshal off me, but my freedom was short lived, i fell over due to my bound feet. they dragged me back to the tree and chanined me to it and then used more plastic ties to bind my hands to the chain.

placing a hoodover my face the wrong way round to blind me and then put a mask on me they retreated to the other end of the range

guns drawn each of them unleased 20 paintballs each at me. god damn rec balls hurt. one of the balls clipped me in the nutz and it dropped me to the ground.

they untied me and helpped me to my feet.

my last day at work sucked

and now im coverd in paintball marks!!!!

joe

 

[Todorov]

You mean thats not an average day at work?

 

[mikey601]

HAHA, sounds good mate


Atleast they thought of you, in a slightly painfull way

 

[eastie]

Haha, lol! hope you had a good time!

 

[PortoX]

sounds alot like what we do for birthdays bar your naked and your running for your freedom with a bag and mask on your head

still good times!

tom

 

[Bob]

sounds alot like what we do for birthdays bar your naked and your running for your freedom with a bag and mask on your head

Your not a uni with the rugby club by any chance?

Bloodclot, you get paid over time for that?

 

[PortoX]

ermmm strangely enough its mostly rugby lads that work at the site ... hence the need for nakedness dont ask me why im the only one that finds it slightly odd if someone were to randomly walk on site ...

 

[Bob]

ermmm strangely enough its mostly rugby lads that work at the site

I think its the result of an unbalanced equation much like neo in the matrix. Rugby players + being alive = Nakedness. strange but 99% true*

*60% of percentages are correct 78% of the time

 

[PortoX]

or theres the circle of death

shooters all take ten paces out of naked or topless (lord knows why its back to the whole topless thing again) with goggles of course

and basically you then turn round and shoot the dude

BUT theres a twist

he can run but if he breaks towards you he / she runs the risk of more pain ...

also theres that time we did to a guy with a stump but thats a different story ....

 

[Tom37]

hmm reminds me of today... i decided to call one of the other marshalls fat boy.... the last game was fun... sneaky *******