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Tom Tom

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OK just a bit of drivel to start your day;

What is the maddest fattest move you ever pulled?

(Its a bit hard for back players as we kinda let you bunker monkeys do that)

Mine thou was on a wood land field.

We all dug in and it seemed that the other team was doing sweet FA.

I was under no fire and could not see any problems so I ran up the middle got the centre flag carried on running and drilled the last 2 players on my way to the flag station.

So lets here them.
 

Buddha 3

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Well, back players can have their moments of glory too.
Imagine a three on one situation, and the backguy manages to blast the three guys coming at him into next week.
Plus it's always cool when a frontguy has been able to make a killer move that wins the game, thanks to some supersharp cover fire from you. First thing the frontguy does then (after winning the game) is run over to his supportguy and high five him, because without him the killer move would have been a nono.
 

twinkle toes

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thats an easy one for me

a couple of months ago , when the Midlands Masters went to the Jungle. We were playing on the 'bunker field' from the far end. The positioning of the dead zone was a bit wierd , 'cus it was behind the other flag base.
Anyway , I play back usually , and my left front guy and the centre front guy ( who both broke nearly to the 50's ) got took out. Right hand side of the field , had one of my guys with a broken gun , and the other trading paint. At this point it did not look good. There were 4 of them still on the field ( 3 of which were either centre or to my left all thinking about how to come and mug me. Their 4th guy was long balling me from right over the other side of the field )
I calls a marshal over to me and when he gets there he took a hit on the hand from a long ball. I get up straight away and hear them call me as dead. :D . It was good timing 'cus they were coming for me at that time , so I just strolled straight through the 3 on my side until I was about 5 yards behind them. Just turned round and lit up 2 from the middle ( the third ran right round the field into my team mates ) and then I took the last player from the right side. Picked up the flag and walked to their base to cheers and clapping from most of my team , and 3 other teams who were watching it all.
The best thing is , I did two more dead mans that day ( I never do dead mans!! ) one of which was against a team that watched this game!!

Anyway thats my story. I liked it. but I'm not sure they did.;) .
 

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Sparklies 3 +3+3 in april.
my 2 front guys got shot out and i got bored so i potted up and went for a walk down the tape, bunkered 2 guys in the corner then walked up towards other base, the lad their saw me coming, got off a few shots at me 1 of which bounced then he changed bunkers, at which time i ran over and mugged his a@@.

Not bad for an old back player:D

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ices

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toes it was kinda a un-expected dead-manswalk.

i would of wanted to see your face light up as that team said hes outta there!!!!

o yeah why didnt they notice u wasnt walkin before then went further up field?
 

twinkle toes

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I did walk.......

...straight through the middle of them!! They just didn't notice I still had my armband.;) . A bit of amateur dramatics , you know kicking the floor and generally looking pissed off always helps.

And yes , my face did light up , at least inside. It was a wonderful moment.:D .

It ****s you up more doing a deadmans , than going to bunker someone , or it does me. I think its 'cus you know , they can see you straight away , and its a lot of luck whether they catch on or not. It either works a treat ( like this time ) , or it hurts like hell!!:rolleyes: .

Cheers , Rob.
 

John Molloy

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Mine was a training day at Marchbrook
down to 2 on 2 I'm in the left standup my guy on the right gets taken and I hear the rattle of their tape player pretending to be a quiet hippo (ask Chris Stone:D ) I pop out and we both fired he missed 3 times and I double tap him leaving 1 on 1 their last man (Sam) is in a wing nut so I put his head in and legged it for the T-bag he put paint on the stand up I worked my way to the middle back and popped one shot on his battle pack:D I was grinning for at least an hour;)
 

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Originally posted by Tom Tom
OK just a bit of drivel to start your day;

What is the maddest fattest move you ever pulled?

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Hey Tom Tom...I thought yours would've been jumping the cesspit trench at Homewood last nite???? Man that was putrid!