Look Toilets

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

I know I babble on about them but they are lovley just been re furbished ect if helps I will even get you a piccy.

TOILETS

Real ones with lots of soft loo roll, full mains just turn the tap on water lights at the pull of the cord nail brushes mirrorrs.

Proper girlie ladies pink curtains fluffy towels, hand cream, close your eyes boys, stuff ladies need in the cuboard so you don't have to get stressed or ask.

They are clean, they don't wobble ( bit hard when your brick) they smell NICE they don't have spiders, they have mirrors, nail brushes, fluffy towels.

Any one can come and have tea and use them and if you really want to shoot some ball I think we might just be able to do that too.

I too wish all toilets were like our or nicer, virtually every time I leave site, we can but hope.

 

[Sammi T - Nexus Eclipse]

Wake up sparklie... Sorry i thought you were dreaming!
Surely this cant be true?!
Nice toilets at a paintball site - What is the world coming to!!

 

[crom-dubh]

The problem with nice toilets are that you take away one of the key elements of paintball. Being desparate for a poo (But not desarate enough to use the site loo's) all day is what paintball is about. You are probably gonna tell us that the tea and coffee you provide is actually drinkable! And the food is actually not undergoing tests by the MOD for new strains of biological agents!
What is the sport coming to when the toilets are clean and the food and drink is actually safe for human consumption.

Just kiddin' hun and am looking foreward to the 20th

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

Brunch my dear fellow girlie

This is one of the many pleasant side affects of letting a girlie lose with a paintball site

Any way I need somewere nice to escape to if I can't sun bathe lol

Like I said we must meet up some were and your welcome to vist

 

[FAMINE]

Im gonna hold my poo in for at least 4 days b4 coming down to c u sparks.

Those nice loos will soon be unpleasant places to be

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

we have the tecnolegy

sorry it won't last, 5 mins and they can be all lovley again, I will be armed and dangerous ..........air freshner

 

[FAMINE]

ROFL,
That will never be enough, need bleach at least

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

ha!

I really did not want to go into full details the toilets have been raided by players not unlike your self before we know exactly what to do and have industrial bleach

Not a pleasant thought

 

[crom-dubh]

Sparklie you have to remove the full size poster of the player from the the toilet door. I was taking a wee and as i started to turn round I caught the sight of a full grown baller standing behind me with a marker in his hands. I almost shat myself!

 

[SPARKLIE CHICK]

No

The Bravo man stays almao