Let's have a bit of a rant...

[Cook$]

So. Teaching a welsh lesson today. The class has to copy out Page 2 of a booklet. Year 7 class, 11-12 year olds. Copy out the whole page, the title, the words and the pictures.
"Sir, what's the title?"
It's at the top of the page.
"Do we have to draw boxes to put the pictures in?"
Are there boxes on the page?
"No"
Do you think I'd mind if you drew boxes to put the pictures in?
"No"
Do you think I'd mind if you just drew the pictures but not in boxes?
"No"
So did you need to ask that question?
"No. So do I draw boxes?"
Yes. If you don't draw boxes, I will come to your house, kill, and eat your family in front of you.
"Sir, what's this a picture of?"
A car. Quite obviously a car. In fact, what does it say next to it?"
"Car"
Which is Welsh for what?
"I dunno sir."
etc, for an hour. Teachers aren't paid enough.


So then I get home, and there's bags of shopping everywhere. She's been out to Next. Been shopping I ask? Yeah, bought your b'day presents she replies!
So good I think, prezzie or 2, ace. Then I think, all from Next? Ah. I got a fifty quid next voucher from work when my baby was born. Which has gone from the junk drawer. So my birthday was paid for by a whip round by colleagues and co-workers I don't particularly care for. I'm not sure whether I should be upset about this or not.

Also, I haven't had a drink for 3 weeks.

 

[jonboyyow]

Simples, grab yourself a beer

 

[The Claw]

Rule 5

 

[Exile]

Cook$,

Remember the golden rule, if she's happy then you have an easier time of it. That in itself is a present.

As for the drink, good on you. A little abstinence makes the first one seem that much nicer, although 3 weeks is a long time if you're not pregnant or on a long course of antibiotics (she said she was clear!).

Now man up Princess. And as they used to sing in Cardiff Arms Park "A twll tyn pob sais!"

 

[EELZ]

Stop winging cook$. New job,missus,new addition to the clan, a roof over your head and sporting a porno tash!, what more do you want.??

 

[cowface]

you have it easy ,

im working tonight, monitoring about 4000 biuldings fire systems and its bon fire night ... 8 brigade call outs and counting !

 

[phill-w]

Its weekend mate...just chill...go and let rip a few hundred paintballs in ya back garden..then have a few beers...

 

[Cook$]

I'm not going to be able to rant without getting Rule #5'd am I?

 

[Exile]

Not really, no. Didn't think that whole rules thing through did ya?

Of course you could abuse your mod powers and delete it.............

 

[Buddha 3]

Everybody, and I do mean everybody that rule fives one of Cook$' threads, will himself be slapped with an instant rule 5. Cook$ rants are legends of the innerwebz and are therefor not to be trifled with.

They rock.