Killer Onion is a nutfarm

[mccartneydave]

What is this chicks dig the long ball stuff????

Isn't that from some old commercial or something. I think I can remember my dad telling stories about that after the uphill both ways thing.

Hey, everyone I know why dont we put that at the end of every message we write!!!

In all seriousness that has to have been the stupidist thing I have seen all summer.

If you ask me the only chick that he knows that dig the long ball are named Lefty and Righty
Ha!!!

 

[Mr_Toads_Wild_Ride]

Why are u such a dick

i think killer onion knows his **** he helped me with a couple of shocker questions i had

Also have u seen some of the stuff people have at the bottom of their messages it gets a lost worse then chicks love the long ball

Why dont u use im a twat at the bottom of yours

 

[rancid]

oi! You've got onion wrong. He's multilayered: one minute he's talking ****, the next he's not; if it's not totty, it's grub, if it's not grub it's booze, if it's not booze... he's got nowt to say. I raise my right arm to the guy, again, and again, and again.

I think he's alright. S'ides he's a mate of Robbo's and that's good enough for me.

Mr Toad's last line deserves a prize.

 

[Manning26]

Mr. McCartney, I thought you were kinda' a boob after the bashin' on tourney players post, now I think you're just tryin' to stir stuff up. And I'd like to say thanks, it's been boring lately, and you've gotten us all together. You're like the little annoying kid in open session that everyone wants to shoot, everyone comes together for a like cause. Where are ya' Onion? I'm interested in hearing your retort to this guy.

 

[SpikesGroupie]

Hey MR onion

I think your **** is pretty cool and like reading your posts. Those other guys are just trashin you because you make them feel inadequate(small) in some way. Men are like that sometimes, everything has to be a piss'n contest.
and the chicks dig the long ball **** is kindda funny !!!!

Hey
"Paintballers DO IT till there Balls Burst !!!!!!

 

[Flash-Bugout]

From the good old days of playing with my Sterling:

"My weapon has a 16 inch barrel, and if you pump it correctly you get a satisfactory splat"

 

[Manning26]

Where'd that come from? Flash...are you asking us to pump your weapon?

 

[KillerOnion]

Well, thus far I'm still hoping that there will be more women at the paintball fields to see my work there. I guarantee they'd be impressed some of the time, that is, when everything goes right which is about 2/3 the time. Long shots are simply a marvel to see; the timing, mechanics, and skill of it just fascinates me. I'm sure the women would agree.

As for my posts, it's always impressed me that people in paintball are so readily willing to share their expertise and helpful info with other people. It draws us closer and friends and helps keep the sport growing as players improve their game and find their setup of choice with which they can go out and kick some ass. I try to help everyone in whatever ways I can to get them most able to accomplish their goals. Eliminate wasted money on stuff that doesn't work or isn't needed. Keep people from believing something that advertising and snake oil salesmen tell them. Save someone the time and money of buying 10 different markers all of which may suck and don't work the way they should. Inform someone of wise decisions on the field instead of going out and getting gogged off the break every time. We all pay a messload of money on our paint and gear, so it's in everyone's best interest to help each other get the most out of it.

As for my cooking, it can pry the knickers off any hot lookin chick like a crowbar. Obviously mccartneydave doesn't know anything more about getting laid than a rabbi would about high grade cuts of bacon.