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Kidnap in Paris revealed

sjt19

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Under the cover of darkness, on saturday night in Paris, a terrorist force identifying themelves only as Shock Unit 04 carried out a special black ops excercise codenamed Operation Mak. The black op was kidnapping a bewildered Scotsman from Euro Disney. Said Scotsman was released from the terrorist camp early Sunday morning, also under the cover of darkness.

Under debrief, the kidnapped Scotsman (whose name has been with held for legal reasons) revealed that he had been beaten and tortured. He also revealed that he had made a daring escape attemp by climbing out of the terrorists van and scrambling out onto the roof. The van happened to be speeding away from the kidnap scene at the time, witnesses have said that the van was approaching 40mph when the escape attempt occured. The escape was nearly a success, but members of the terrorist unit managed to recapture him off the roof and hold him captive until the early hours.

The released Scotsman revealed that he had been tortured and photographed in compromising positions.

So far the mysterious terrorist unit named only as Shock Unit 04 have not released any ransom demands for the pictures that they took. However, authorities believe that it is only a matter of time before the pictures are released to the media. The Scotsman and his adopted family are awaiting the demands of the ransom as we speak.

This is not the first time that the mysterious Shock Unit 04 have struck. A daring raid in november captured Sanchez G7, who has still not been released. Witnesses are unsure as to whether Sanchez was involved in the latest black ops mission, however the authorities say that as he has been held for the last 5 and a half months, he must surely have been indoctrinated by his captors. The authorities also went on to say that followng the disappearance of numerous others, The Scotsman was lucky to be released unharmed.

The name of the Scotsman in question has been with held for legal reasons, and the fact that his family are in fear of reprisals from the mysterious terrorist unit. Authorities are urging witnesses to come forward.

Authorities have stated that members of the terrorist cell should not be approached as they are armed and dangerous. Any information you may have in identifying the members of this unit will be treated with secrecy and confidentiality.

The search for Shock Unit 04 continues.
 
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Local police are on high alert after several french nationals were hurt late saturday/ early sunday. Security forces are also on the look out after reports of an unidentified person entering the newport bay club hotel in the early hours of sunday morning.....

International counter-terror force "D Unit" have been called in to assist in bringing the Shock Unit 04 to justice

....the plot thickens:D :rolleyes:
 

Jamie B

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Originally posted by Baca Loco
It is recommended that all persons or organizations that come in contact with Shock Unit 04 arm themselves with pball markers as Shock Unit 04 has proved to be helpless when so confronted.
lmao!
 

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Originally posted by Baca Loco
It is recommended that all persons or organizations that come in contact with Shock Unit 04 arm themselves with pball markers as Shock Unit 04 has proved to be helpless when so confronted.
rofl

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Skeet

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Originally posted by Baca Loco
It is recommended that all persons or organizations that come in contact with Shock Unit 04 arm themselves with pball markers as Shock Unit 04 has proved to be helpless when so confronted.
Sources have also revealed that, should paintball markers not be available, simply waving a flag and mocking them, has a similar effect.

If all else fails, temporary confusion can be caused. These individuals have been conditioned to respond to the word "ELIMINATED!"...this should be said loudly, and clearly, punctuated by the uncrossing and outwardly straightening of the arms. This should result in the terrorists making their way to something they refer to as "The Dead Box"...sources are unclear on the meaning of this term, but make the assumption that it has something to do with their training.