Okey dokey, I've had some sketchy reports of my antics this weekend and feel that this thread needs to be in announcements rather than rec-ball.
I would like to apologise to the following people.
The rest of my team, for starting a moshpit in the mini-bus at 70mph.
The rest of my team for crowd surfing (see above)
Amy and Michael from 6e for charging into their house dressed in a fur monkey suit with my mouth gaffer taped shut.
Amy's Mum (see above).
The staff of Morrisons Stockton for staging an unnoficial banana promotion.
Anyone hit by fruit during said protest.
The diners in Morrisons cafe (present when I ran across the car park and "stuck to the window" like spiderman.
The staff of every service station we stopped at.
Scott for making him puke out of the bus window at 70mph.
The driver of the ford escort two cars back (see above)
The businessman who locked himself in his cubicle when I did a monkey rampage through the services toilets.
Anyone I hit over the back of the head whilst shouting ook.
David for putting a bounty on his head during star wars.
The Jedi team for spending their credits (see above).
The Stormtrooper who I mugged with a Jar-Jar paint bomb.
Rachel cos I was sick in her tent (but I put it up inside out, so technically it ws outside).
Anyone present at the mosh pit me and Scott started at the disco.
Woody, for trying to cheer him up by tickling his undercarriage whenever he turned around.
The officials and fans of P-ball who'm I dissapointed with my shoddy attempt, tiny elvis just couldn't perform.
Cockersrule for introducing him to the evils of "kick in the bulls".
Anyone within 15ft when I bit that can of lager in half.
Dale, for wasting his perfectly good lager.
I think that's everyone
Sorry.
I would like to apologise to the following people.
The rest of my team, for starting a moshpit in the mini-bus at 70mph.
The rest of my team for crowd surfing (see above)
Amy and Michael from 6e for charging into their house dressed in a fur monkey suit with my mouth gaffer taped shut.
Amy's Mum (see above).
The staff of Morrisons Stockton for staging an unnoficial banana promotion.
Anyone hit by fruit during said protest.
The diners in Morrisons cafe (present when I ran across the car park and "stuck to the window" like spiderman.
The staff of every service station we stopped at.
Scott for making him puke out of the bus window at 70mph.
The driver of the ford escort two cars back (see above)
The businessman who locked himself in his cubicle when I did a monkey rampage through the services toilets.
Anyone I hit over the back of the head whilst shouting ook.
David for putting a bounty on his head during star wars.
The Jedi team for spending their credits (see above).
The Stormtrooper who I mugged with a Jar-Jar paint bomb.
Rachel cos I was sick in her tent (but I put it up inside out, so technically it ws outside).
Anyone present at the mosh pit me and Scott started at the disco.
Woody, for trying to cheer him up by tickling his undercarriage whenever he turned around.
The officials and fans of P-ball who'm I dissapointed with my shoddy attempt, tiny elvis just couldn't perform.
Cockersrule for introducing him to the evils of "kick in the bulls".
Anyone within 15ft when I bit that can of lager in half.
Dale, for wasting his perfectly good lager.
I think that's everyone
Sorry.
