.....what a boring night.
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.
Anyone got anything else?
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.
Anyone got anything else?
Jesus Christ........
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a little story for you.....
My little brother, god bless him.... is a bit slow at time's and can do retarded things (such as jumping out of tree's into hay piles...of course he was able to miss a 20 foot pile and land on the floor and knock himself clean out), but this time he excelled himself.
He slept with a lass, caught Chlamydia and had to go through the whole sex clinic jobby.... to only sleep with the same lass a week later and catch it again.... Oh did me and my elder brother laugh... Only downside is I had to sit outside waiting for him in the car outside the clinic...which is right next to a all girls private school, and of course had to be at kicking out time..... I felt a bit of a prat to say the least.
James
My little brother, god bless him.... is a bit slow at time's and can do retarded things (such as jumping out of tree's into hay piles...of course he was able to miss a 20 foot pile and land on the floor and knock himself clean out), but this time he excelled himself.
He slept with a lass, caught Chlamydia and had to go through the whole sex clinic jobby.... to only sleep with the same lass a week later and catch it again.... Oh did me and my elder brother laugh... Only downside is I had to sit outside waiting for him in the car outside the clinic...which is right next to a all girls private school, and of course had to be at kicking out time..... I felt a bit of a prat to say the least.
James
Armed bank robbery, the guy walks into the bank in a balaclava and says "everyone on the floor"
everyone gets down, except one brave client who pulls the robbers balaclava off.
The robber shoots the guy in the face, splattering his brains all over the bank.
The robber says, "any of you mxtherfxckers see my face?"
He spots a woman looking at his face, and blows her head off with another shot.
He shouts, "any more of you see my face?"
and hears this guy's voice say quietly
"I think my wife might have caught a glimpse:"
Thats all I have
everyone gets down, except one brave client who pulls the robbers balaclava off.
The robber shoots the guy in the face, splattering his brains all over the bank.
The robber says, "any of you mxtherfxckers see my face?"
He spots a woman looking at his face, and blows her head off with another shot.
He shouts, "any more of you see my face?"
and hears this guy's voice say quietly
"I think my wife might have caught a glimpse:"
Thats all I have
still he got to have sex twice - something which alot of people on this forum will never archive!
