Its not 'Cocker, its Autococker...tho, while doing a search once, Ask Jeeves i think, it did say.."This search phrase is likely to produce adult content" or something like that...anyway, it does Cock, thats part of it all isnt it...most markers cock..wheras others are a load of cock....and some just wont cock...some go off half-cock.
Bone Daddy is just ridiculous. "On my bithday, Uncle Fester gave me a Bone Daddy!" this could have some unexpected reprisals for said Uncle, when Daddy goes to find out, why his brother buggered his son...i havent typed cock for a whole sentence...thats better.
RING RING..."Hello?" " Hi, darling its me, going to be late tonight...is little Johnny still up?" "Yes, hes in his room...hang on"......."helllo?" "Hi son, its dad, what are you upto? "....."Im playing with my Bone Daddy!" "Well, best not do that infront of your mother...and dont do it too often, you will go blind.....#SPLAT!#...Johnny? What was that?"..." I just shot it on the carpet daddy...sorry.." "!!!!"
I think i like your *cough* thing...i might have one to...what do you think of *Arse!* Bone Daddy's are ridiculous *Arse!*
Gaz