Inapropriate uses for condoms...
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You mean to tell me you have never done this before or seen it done? Think I did this "party piece" when I was about 15... and that's quite a few years ago 
Well, putting a beanie on top of it was new to me, that actually made it way more funny than normal.
Very true - the beanie move was an inspired one.
then again, we didnt have beanies in our day lol
then again, we didnt have beanies in our day lol
I once bought a pack in "The Bodyshop", back when buying Condoms was very daring and entertaining unless you actually intended to use them, in which case it was exceedingly embarrassing.
Proceeded to open it and put it on my head, (while still in the shop) blew it up and walked off merrily down the high street with my guffawing chums.
There are many entertaining things you can do with a condom. Age and experience has taught me, that it's intended use can often be some way down the list
Proceeded to open it and put it on my head, (while still in the shop) blew it up and walked off merrily down the high street with my guffawing chums.
There are many entertaining things you can do with a condom. Age and experience has taught me, that it's intended use can often be some way down the list
I'm so glad you're back!I once bought a pack in "The Bodyshop", back when buying Condoms was very daring and entertaining unless you actually intended to use them, in which case it was exceedingly embarrassing.
Proceeded to open it and put it on my head, (while still in the shop) blew it up and walked off merrily down the high street with my guffawing chums.
There are many entertaining things you can do with a condom. Age and experience has taught me, that it's intended use can often be some way down the list
I never went away.
Rather like Herpes actually...I just sort of go quiet, then pop up when you least expect it and would rather not look like you have cornflakes stuck to your lips, at your Mum's 50th Birthday bash.
Or something....
When was this? In the 40's? Were they called "Vulcanized Rubber Sheaths"? Did you have to buy them off a GI?
That's the ones...once described on a television program I had the pleasure to see as; "Like wearing a sock in the bath."
And much like socks, were intended to be washed out and re-used.
No. Daring and entertaining refers to, when I was a young teenager. Teenagers knew what they were for back then you know.
How are you Cook$? Got a hot teaching assistant yet?
I'm good, Had a "Kindergarten Cop" esque PSHE lesson yesterday, where I taught a lad to say PENIS. And Venis. One step at a time, eh?